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There is  small stain on the bottom of these pants. 
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Popular google searches #104: "How many holes should I have in my penis?" 
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You have to put yourself in someone else's shoes in order to fully understand the devastation of foot fungus.
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Obfuscate the substrate.
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If you put duck tape around the edges of your cell phone and stick it to your chest, put a thin t-shirt on, turn the lights out, and then activate your cell phone screen, you can pretend you're Iron Man.







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It'll hurt me more than it will hurt the earth. 
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Sanitize my gravehole. 
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Begin to see what you can't blackout. 
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Fade into creamcheese. 
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Which came first, chips or salsa?
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We're a lot like elephants, but with smaller brains.
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Has anyone else gotten duped by too good to be true real estate investments on Nibiru?
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Is it ok if my fingers fall off? 
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Stop a steamroller with your hammer of architectural knowledge. 
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This isn't what I used.
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Faultlines accumulate.
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Chew off the genitals. 
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Popular google searches #82: "What types of cheese should I put in my vagina?"
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If you scratch it, they will show the first 500 people to walk through the gate an advanced screen of the new Jay Mohr movie. 
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