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    Posted: December 24 2004 at 14:34

What would you get in your stocking if you'd been naughty this year?

Peter: the complete "Heavy Metal's Greatest Hits" boxed set

VC/ DJ: the FCC's "Standards and Practices" read by Mariah Carey

maani: a subscription to "Hustler Humor", delivered monthly to his workplace

gdub: the complete works of Michael Moore

Vibrationbaby: an autographed photo of me sitting in a cockpit (I'm sorry, I mean 'flight deck')

threefates: Emerson and Palmer, but NOT Lake (I know, that's still a pretty good gift)

Fragile: "The Decline of Western Civilization" by Penelope Spheeris

 

Not by any means a comprehensive list...some of you are so positive it's difficult to pick out the perfect wrong gift. Please add your own ill wishes for this holiday season!

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Points: 15585 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 15:46

James,

I guess your's would be a nice frame to put those pristine, unused Yes tickets in!LOLCry
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Points: 637 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 16:39
my parents really dont give me much stuff if ive been nauty i swear. like this crismas they said theywere gonna only spend 20 buck on me...total... i guess thats one cd! better be a good one! god! i remember when i was a little we lad, THEY GAVE ME PENCILS FOR F*CKING CRISTMAS!
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 17:16

Originally posted by Eddy Eddy wrote:

my parents really dont give me much stuff if ive been nauty i swear. like this crismas they said theywere gonna only spend 20 buck on me...total... i guess thats one cd! better be a good one! god! i remember when i was a little we lad, THEY GAVE ME PENCILS FOR F*CKING CRISTMAS!

Serves you right for f**king christmas!

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Points: 916 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 17:45
Best of Styx/Korn/Slipknot and Anne Coulter's How to Talk to A Liberal (If You Must) would probably be THE worst gifts for me ever
"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 17:55
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

James,

I guess your's would be a nice frame to put those pristine, unused Yes tickets in!LOLCry

 Ah, someone remembers my biggest disappointment of the year!
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 18:01

I'd like to send maani some cakes:

Depends on what kind of a mind you have!Wink



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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 18:05

And this picture as a wake up call to Gdub and his Republican buddies...this is your President:

Your holding it the wrong way up you moron!

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Points: 637 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2004 at 18:19
hehhe bush is dumb!
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Man, it scares me that he's President and he can't even figure out how to read a book (or ride a Segway, pronounce nuclear, run a country, tell the truth, or eat a pretzel)
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2004 at 13:45

No this is our president....:

 

Not that that makes him any smarter... or more attractive for that matter...
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2004 at 13:46
Hey, I must of been really really naughty this year... I didn't get the E or the P... much less the L...  I'm really bummed.  I'll have to try to be less naughty next year...
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Yeah right 
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2004 at 14:05

Anything to do with Ant and Dec

 

Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly

Is it just me, or do they both look like they need a glycerin suppository?
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2004 at 14:27

Originally posted by Dead Jester Dead Jester wrote:

Yeah right 

Oh but there's times DJ... when I can be very very good....

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Points: 637 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 25 2004 at 20:32
i tried to post a funny picture of bush but i myself am too stupid to figure out how.
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Points: 283 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2004 at 12:48
Bilden “http://www.belfastdec.org/globalissues/bush.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2004 at 15:48

Originally posted by Eddy Eddy wrote:

i tried to post a funny picture of bush but i myself am too stupid to figure out how.

Eddy - be stupid no more

Our Leader Bush Chimp

It's Hard Work



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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2004 at 16:23

Never mind lumps of coal - has anyone missed the news about the earthquake off Sumatra?

I have friends Christmassing in Thailand and the Maldives

Seems strange that I recently finished reading a book about Krakatoa - that whole region is the most tectonically unstable and constantly active in the world, according to the book. I didn't believe the claims that it was more unstable than the Pacific "Ring of Fire" until this morning...

What a thing to get for Christmas.

Last I heard, over 10,000 dead and still rising.



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