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ExittheLemming 
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 Posted: July 14 2017 at 06:59 |
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Cooking utensils have a firmer grasp of comedic timing and waffle is clearly not the preserve of the long-winded
Edited by ExittheLemming - July 14 2017 at 07:07
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 07:07 |
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He was as unmoved by reason as he was indifferent to compassion: this flaccid wind-sock in a force 10 gale who answered to the name 'Kevin'
Edited by ExittheLemming - July 14 2017 at 07:10
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 07:34 |
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There has never been a celibate priest for the same reason there has never been a non practicing criminal
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Joined: July 01 2015
Location: Out East
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Points: 6777
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 09:02 |
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The notion of fun had perpetually avoided him.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 09:38 |
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This politician has no calves.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 09:39 |
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Sometimes you just gotta take off all your clothes in a major department store and sit in olive oil .
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Joined: July 01 2015
Location: Out East
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Points: 6777
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 09:48 |
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When you find yourself hanging upside down from a streetlight with the honeybees fluttering about and its only four o'clock... that's when you know you've got good friends.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 09:59 |
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This is where you become an beryllium isotopes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:00 |
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Forget and forfeit.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52495
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:09 |
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I am entered in the polynomial directory under "dried beans."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52495
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:10 |
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Speeding baggage warms my heart.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52495
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:11 |
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After a rewarding career researching "high-water pants," I am now shifting into "spaghetti clogging up rain downspouts" territory.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52495
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:12 |
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Mmmm, biology rolls.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:26 |
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There are only 99 types of phones in the world.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 10:27 |
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Hummus factorial.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65551
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 15:01 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
This Politician Has No Calves: The Buying and Selling of Europe's Health & Fitness Party |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 15:44 |
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This gun fires second cousins.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 15:44 |
Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
This Politician Has No Calves: The Buying and Selling of Europe's Health & Fitness Party |
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They had it coming.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67448
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 15:48 |
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Hardest job on the planet: Industrial equipment manufacturing in a global economy.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 14 2017 at 16:45 |
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Color my phlegm.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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