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Jamon Ruffles have hitherto undocumented narcotic qualities
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Jamon Ruffles have hitherto undocumented narcotic qualities

Oddly enough, I knew a Jamon Ruffles; he was a sculptor of some note who lived in Lubbock.
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Jamon Ruffles have hitherto undocumented narcotic qualities

Oddly enough, I knew a Jamon Ruffles; he was a sculptor of some note who lived in Lubbock.



The controversy created by his 'Gerbils in Poop' installation from the Lubbock Expo '74 forced him to flee the city and start a new life in Spain. He later entered the corrugated snack industry and has won the coveted Moreish D'Or award an unprecedented 4 years in succession

Ruffles Jamón - potato chips, corrugated ham flavor
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The first siren is a warning siren. The second is to alert people of danger. The third is to calm the situation before the wave of panic hits. The fourth is to signal it's still not time to panic. The fifth is ensure everyone is paying attention. The sixth is to alert you to what type of danger is taking place. The seventh is the sign to leave immediately. The eighth is finally the time to panic. The ninth signifies the danger has past. The tenth siren is a post-warning siren. If there is an eleventh, it's really bad and you should probably prepare for death.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Jamon Ruffles have hitherto undocumented narcotic qualities
Oddly enough, I knew a Jamon Ruffles; he was a sculptor of some note who lived in Lubbock.
The controversy created by his 'Gerbils in Poop' installation from the Lubbock Expo '74 forced him to flee the city and start a new life in Spain. He later entered the corrugated snack industry and has won the coveted Moreish D'Or award an unprecedented 4 years in succession

Thank you my friend, I'd wondered what had become of him.   Good to hear he's found success in the Spanish Papas Fritas scene, surely a challenging step up from hewing marble.
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It's better to be seen pissing then to use the docks for personal commitments.
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JFK didn't like fried brussels sprouts.
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