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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2015 at 08:12
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

Originally posted by A_Flower A_Flower wrote:

Progressive rock is rock that is sponsored by the Progressive insurance company


That's totally impossible. Everyone knows that progressive rock has absolutely no Flo.


Nailed that!!!
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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2015 at 08:34
Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:

the real 3 B's of music are Bach, Beethoven, and Bruckner.Wink
The best way to change concepts is saying there are 4 B's Tongue
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Reggaeton and Bachata are listenable, enjoyable, intelligent, necessary music genres. 
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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2015 at 08:36
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Sometimes I pleasure myself with an oboe.

A piccolo flute would do much better Tongue

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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2015 at 09:04
Robert Fripp just announced that in 2020, he will be running for president of the U.S.A against his opponent Kanye West, who is secretly his biological son
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Points: 6777 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2015 at 16:52
Pink Floyd is a terrible introductory band for new prog listeners, what with their excessive, convoluted song structures, rapid-fire, breakneck tempos and heavy, distorted production.

A much better alternative is Gentle Giant, with their accessible vocals, dance-able rhythms and relatable lyrics.
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Points: 6777 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2015 at 17:42
Although I can appreciate the profound influence that bands like U2 and the Rolling Stones had on the genre, my top prog epics would have to be: 

20. Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans (the influence of which can be heard prominently on Yes' highly derivative "Gates of Delirium")
19. George Thorogood - I Drink Alone
18. Ted Nugent - Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
17. Barry Manilow - Copacabana
16. Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love?
15. Ted Nugent's Amboy Dukes - Maybelline
14. Eagles - Already Gone
13. Charlie Daniels Band - The South's Gonna Do It Again
12. AC/DC - TNT
11. Ted Nugent - Hey Baby
10. Molly Hatchet - Sweet Dixie
9. Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' With Disaster
8. Molly Hatchet - Beatin' The Odds
7. Molly Hatchet - Good Rockin' 
6. Molly Hatchet - Whiskey Man
5. Molly Hatchet - Bounty Hunter
4. Molly Hatchet - Bloody Reunion
3. Molly Hatchet - Long Tall Sally
2. Molly Hatchet - Loss of Control
1. ELP - Love Beach

With a special shout out to the entirety of the Ramones' "Rocket To Russia".  
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Points: 2673 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 25 2015 at 18:05
Robert Fripp is generally a cheery fellow.
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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 27 2015 at 09:28
Robert Fripp has 14 ex-wives and is still searching for someone
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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 27 2015 at 09:38
Prog rock bands are so lazy when they release an album with only 3 or 4 songs!
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An album cannot truly be prog unless it was mastered on antique wire-spool equipment.  This makes Rings On the Awkward Shadow by Caroliner the only true prog album.
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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 28 2015 at 17:25
The best song to play in the car while your non-proghead friend is driving is Cygnus...Vismund Cygnus by The Mars Volta
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Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2015 at 23:24
Everytime someone says Yes, a proghead is enlightened and given all absolute power

Jethro Tull is an old man who lives in the woods and steals food for a living

Mike Oldfield invented the Tubular Bell

The only good prog bands are the ones from California

Master-chef Keith Emerson will now prepare his famous soufflé for us

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Instead of Love me Like You Do, the theme music from Fifty Shades of Grey should have been Stick it Out by Zappa
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Points: 7951 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2016 at 21:44
Robert Fripp is a singer of these ageless times, with kitchen prose and gutter rhymes.
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Pink Floyd is the mother of Pink, who has a hidden brother named Floyd Floyd.
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Points: 4335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2016 at 08:09
Lemmy and Bowie will rise from the grave together to fight evil in, like, a wicked van with a wizard painted on the side.


Time always wins.
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Nothing good comes from the UK. 
All of the music from the UK sucks, and all of the good music comes from the good ol' USA.
Y'all need to go back to drinking tea and wearing bowler hats.
Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?
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Points: 45 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 15 2016 at 11:08
Also, no songs over 20 minutes are good.
Nobody has the time for that!
Get a life, you guys. Jeez..
Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?
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Points: 45 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 15 2016 at 11:09
Wait.. I take that back. No song over 10 minutes is good. 
Seriously, music is not for enjoying, it's just to have on in the background and ignore while you do other things.
Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?
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