State The Most Outrageous Musical Opinion Possible
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Topic: State The Most Outrageous Musical Opinion Possible
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Subject: State The Most Outrageous Musical Opinion Possible
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 17:47
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Metal is music. EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST NOISE!!! ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 18:00
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Oh lord. This is going to be good ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: DamoXt7942
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 18:09
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What a great thread. ------------- http://www.facebook.com/damoxt7942" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 18:12
| Phil Collins is a good singer |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 18:17
OH NO YOU DIDN'T-- NEVER BRING PHIL INTO THINGS... Now this thread is doomed before it even started... All because you HAD to mention the Fearsome Demonic Entity of Phil Collins... Ugh. The man disgusts me with his "Hide the baldness" album covers which are his face cut off just to where you can't quite tell if the hair line is receding or not. Well, at least you didn't mention Whitney Houston. SCARY... ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Triceratopsoil wrote:Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 20:01
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Tom Jones must be added to Prog Archives, NOW!!! ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 20:10
 ... Here I go:"Prog sucks!" I won, suckers! Where's my Lamborghini?!
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 21:40
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Genesis wasn't a band, they were just a really bad football team. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 21:50
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There's really no point in venturing beyond the musical quality control that commercial radio represents.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/LinusW88" rel="nofollow - Blargh |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:14
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Indian ragas were created to open walnuts in small countries. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:20
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Robert Plant's penis. |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:22
Oh, you mean David Coverdale! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/LinusW88" rel="nofollow - Blargh |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:24
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Of course I do. Oh, and Billy Squier has just been added to the Archives. |
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:55
And so has Buckethead. Oops! Billy Squier was more progressive than Yes and ELP and PFM combined |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 22:55
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The studio record of Ummagumma is the only good thing Pink Floyd ever made
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow">  The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 23:05
sh*t yeah it is! |
Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: March 06 2014 at 23:59
| Roger Waters wrote the wonderful wizard of oz books in a past life. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 00:37
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 04:02
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Stagus Qou for inclusiun in RiO/Avanr garde -------------  
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 07:15
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Unlike cooking, music is far from an art form ------------- 
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 07:21
Nice one.  Here's mine: Death growls are always impossible to understand. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 08:09
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Every great concept album began with a vomiting cat.
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 08:57
StaaViinsZ should be released back into the wild wearing a T-shirt that says 'Even cannibals need to eat vegetables' erm....Dream Theater are really good------------- 
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 09:32
| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is better than Close to the Edge |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:09
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That could very well be true.
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:14
| Can't say I'm too much of a fan of Yeezy as a person, but I recently gave MBDTF another chance and enjoyed it a lot more than I did previously. I can't say I like it better than CttE at the moment, though, even though CttE still doesn't reach masterpiece levels for me. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:17
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Oh, I thought you were talking about an actual fantasy of yours.
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:18
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Ozric Tentacles are Panama's best kept folk rock secret. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:29
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John Lennon had an amazing solo career
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:36
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Posted By: bloodnarfer
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 10:58
some days it is ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ramza1316" rel="nofollow - www.last.fm/user/ramza1316 https://open.spotify.com/user/1211221845" rel="nofollow - https://open.spotify.com/user/1211221845 |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 15:53
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AMBIENT IS MUSIC
------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:00
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In the same vein: Ambience can't be incorporated into music. Especially not metal. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 17:24
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Ayreon's next concept album will fully explore musical keys not tried before, such as H. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 19:01
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 19:20
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Dream Theater albums are always too short and they don't sound American enough -------------
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 19:22
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The gaps between tracks on any Tangerine Dream album are never long enough. (20 to 30 years should be about just right) 
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 19:31
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Jon Anderson's lyrics are gritty, visceral and unflinchingly realistic depictions of inner city deprivation and squalor. -------------
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Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 20:45
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Exitthelemming likes dream theater and thinks the world would be better if they re-released all of their albums as one continuous dance mix. ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 20:51
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SYMPHONY X IS DISCO
Oh yes, you all got SLAMMED! ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:02
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Posted By: tszirmay
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:07
Kenny Rogers is doing a prog album, mostly symphonic with some jazz leanings  ------------- I never post anything anywhere without doing more than basic research, often in depth. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:12
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Ringo easily had more songwriting talent than the rest of the Beatles combined
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:13
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Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:13
LOL GOOD ONE ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:17
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RUSH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:19
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MY CATS' MEOWS ARE MORE MUSICAL THAN AVANT-GARDE
------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:20
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A BAND ISN'T GOOD UNLESS THEY WERE STONED DURING ALL STUDIO SESSIONS
------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 21:43
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the real 3 B's of music are Bach, Beethoven, and Bruckner.
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 00:40
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The young Robert Fripp used to get chipped off his tits, dress up as a shepherdess and visit roller discos
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 00:44
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If you sucked out all the talent from the individual members of Pink Floyd you would be left with...an improved Hawkwind
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 00:49
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Every genre has its own Sgt Pepper e.g. Jazz has A Love Supreme, Soul has What's Going On, Prog has Love Beach
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 00:51
don't u ever talk sh*t about Brian Eno, yhear? |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 07:21
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One Direction: the pinnacle of human achievement. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Rick Robson
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 07:39
Hi Doug, what is 3 B's of music by the way? -------------  "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." LvB |
Posted By: AlexDOM
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 08:42
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Death Metal is the most aesthetically beautiful music ever. I am surrounded by a field of daffodils dancing in the joyful bliss of ecstasy when that perfection of music is blaring. |
Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 09:45
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Love Beach inspired In The Court Of The Crimson King - it was recorded in secret before Greg Lake left the early ELP to join King Crimson, but wasn't released for many years. ------------- rotten hound of the burnie crew |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 11:55
Nice one. ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 12:01
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Trout Mask Replica is ok, but it should have had more spoken word tracks. ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: progpositivity
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 13:36
Prog is a virus and DISCO is the cure... ------------- Positively the best Prog and Fusion 24/7! http://www.progpositivity.com |
Posted By: progpositivity
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 13:54
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Oh NO. Not another... INSIDE JOKE!!! MwaaahahahahahahahahaMwaaahahahahahahahahaMwaaahahahahahahahahaMwaaahahahahahahahaha MwaaahahahahahahahahaMwaaahahahahahahahahaMwaaahahahahahahahaha ... cough - ahem... cough... well... yes. not that funny.....................................................................................................MwaaahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ------------- Positively the best Prog and Fusion 24/7! http://www.progpositivity.com |
Posted By: progpositivity
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 13:57
You speak the truth... BUT, you gotta admit... Braum's can certainly make a half-decent Hamburger! Skip the Southwest Chili Salad and opt-in for the Banana Split instead. More about the 4th "b" can be found HERE: http://www.braums.com/ ------------- Positively the best Prog and Fusion 24/7! http://www.progpositivity.com |
Posted By: Rick Robson
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 14:15
This is a better question, like a multiple choice quiz: 1) Choose the correct answer: Which one is infinite? a) Human stupidity; b) The certainty; c) Both; d) Nothingness; e) The whole universe of things. I would choose the answer a) ------------- "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." LvB |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 15:26
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Miles Davis isn't jazz -------------
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 15:28
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Nobody cares about bassists in prog bands. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 15:38
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Keith Emerson failed an audition for Kraftwerk in 1971 because he played too sparingly
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:30
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John Cage's original title for his notorious 4:33 composition was Tangerine Dream Unplugged
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:39
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:43
Einstein said as much, in a quote. |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:44
Prog bands have bass players....?
 ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:45
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Krautrock bands are full of Sudanese. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Rick Robson
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 16:55
yeah right on, that was inspired in what Einstein said - he was not sure about the Universe being infinite... ------------- "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." LvB |
Posted By: Rick Robson
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 17:09
Thanks for reminding me Doug, just looking forward to listen to another symphony of him, which one would you suggest me ? ------------- "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." LvB |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 17:57
I actually tend to subscribe to that point of view, with some reservations. replace "only good" with "best" and you certainly get my vote -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:05
I will stick to Brahms instead of Bruckner as in the original statement. Bruckner is one of the few composers I can't stand at all ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:24
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:27
 ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:33
the phrase was originally coined by Peter Cornelius and referred to Bach, Beethoven and Berlioz. later the conductor Hans von Bülow (father-in-law to Richard Wagner) wrote in a letter: "Mein musikalisches Glaubensbekenntniss steht in Es dur, mit drei B-en in der Vorzeichnung: Bach, Beethoven, und Brahms, which I would translate as "my musical creed is written in Es major, with three B's in the key signature: Bach, Beethoven and Brahms". "B" refers to the musucal notation for the key Es major. Hans von Bülow is also known for the statement "I believe in Bach, the Father, Beethoven, the Son, and Brahms, the Holy Ghost of music" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:42
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as to most outrageous musical statement. Johann Sebastian Bach had no idea how to compose. it is a pity that Felix Mendelssohn dug him up 100 years after his death; he should have been left to obliteration ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 18:55
| Born Again has become one of my favorite Sabbath albums. |
Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 20:05
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 20:28
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:20
| The Beatles are not Prog ! |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:22
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Hawkwind are the most sophisticated prog band ever
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:28
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Music is not music, but simply an illusion of pattern created by our brains out of a cacophony of sounds, with a prediction and pleasure reflex attached to it as well. Also, real music is Ambiance; the music of nature, because nature, is all knowing.  
------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:28
| Close to the Edge is really just a padded version of Big Generator |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:31
that's actually quite true ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:33
| Asia's debut album is Topographic Oceans minus the noodling. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:36
I'd like to point out that drummer Mani Neumeier of Guru Guru stated on the back cover of "Mani und seine Freunde": "dedicated to my little friends the birds whom I consider to be the real professional musicians" (translated by me from the original German) ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 22:46
| ^ oh yes - The Woodpecker's Dream says it all ! |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:36
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Ian Anderson is at best, a busker in tights that got lucky If Jon Anderson had ever been a busker, he'd be the only one with a roadie -------------
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 00:45
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Steve Hackett is interesting. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: cstack3
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 01:51
| "We Can't Dance" represents the epitome of musical output for the band Genesis. |
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 04:05
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Robert Fripp cracked a smile.
------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 07:04
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Jumbling up the letters in their wretched name gives you: A Retard Theme or The Reamed Rat which is a damn sight more fun that actually listening to Dream Theater, No animals were harmed in the creation of this post. -------------
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 07:08
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If s.h.i.t. was music, Prog would be an Andrex puppy
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Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 07:45
 ------------- rotten hound of the burnie crew |
Posted By: Argor
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 09:56
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I JUST DISCOVERED BEST BAND EVER. It should be immediately added to PA. PRETTY BOY FLOYD for Symphonic Prog!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: Rick Robson
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 09:56
_ ...and your bird can sing, Beatles said that in their famous song, and the plant's favourite piece of music is Classical... I'm still waiting for someone who once upon a time was a plant to tell me the truth... But... perhaps not necessarily, that has been actually a matter of investigation by specialists in the field.
------------- "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy." LvB |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 17:36
 ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |