Keith Richards: Alive or the Undead?

With some much pop TV focusing on Vampires and the Zombies, these shows always make think about Keith Richard's 'living dead' jokes. So is the seemingly immortal Richards alive or one of the Undead?

Edited by SteveG - March 06 2015 at 08:48

^Yes indeedy! (I didn't think of that one, but I think undead is close to immortal!)

Keith does guest spot on Walking Dead...no makeup needed.

Edited by dr wu23 - March 04 2015 at 10:32

Remember that he confessed having sniffed his father's ashes... He's already half-dead!

I remember that he headed a list of rock musicians who were excepted to die first, but that was in the 1970s.

Edited by someone_else - March 05 2015 at 10:29

^He would be if he had sniffed hydrocyanic acid instead of those ashes .

he is Johnny Depps father ofcouse hes imortaliced.

Don't be fooled by the ghoulish palour, mortuary stare, ravaged physique and stories of debauchery that would make Frank Bough and the Krankies blush. Since the age of 21 Keith has stuck rigorously to a punishing daily exercise regime that involves swimming 20k at altitude, cycling 30k underwater and running 12k barefoot to his tiny one bed-roomed caravanette parked in Muswell Hill. He quit smoking and drinking in kindergarten and has been drug free since primary school. The man who many think is Jumping Jack Flash subsists solely on bean curd, brown bread, quiche and soluble bran and when asked, thought Jack Daniels was a line backer for the Green Bay Packers. He claims to have never snorted anything for recreational purposes apart from raw unseasoned lettuce, which he dismisses as a silly youthful experiment which I deeply regret. His closest friend is Sir Cliff Richard (no relation) and his faithful Yorkshire terrier 'Mick' To unwind after a hard day in the studio or on tour, Keith likes nothing better than to pursue his lifelong hobby and consuming fetish: knitting mittens for disadvantaged bears.
He will outlive us all


Edited by ExittheLemming - March 09 2015 at 06:28

dr wu23 wrote:     Keith does guest spot on Walking Dead...no makeup needed.

Keith is quite proud of his constitution.  I remember reading where he said something to the effect of.....

I'm tough.  People think it's easy to live like this...they're wrong...this is hard work and most of them could never handle it. 

If I can find the actual quote I'll post it but that was the spirit of it.