Keith Richards: Alive or the Undead?
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Topic: Keith Richards: Alive or the Undead?
Posted By: SteveG
Subject: Keith Richards: Alive or the Undead?
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 09:30
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With some much pop TV focusing on Vampires and the Zombies, these shows always make think about Keith Richard's 'living dead' jokes. So is the seemingly immortal Richards alive or one of the Undead?
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Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 09:32
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Does immortal = undead? ------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 09:34
^Yes indeedy! (I didn't think of that one, but I think undead is close to immortal!)  ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 10:19
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Keith merely absorbed the soul of Brian Jones when he died, so he effectively has two lives now. He's very much alive, albeit in a new and different way than we're used to. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 10:29
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Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 10:34
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I think the guy's undead, but not in the zombie way. He's a lich, ladies and gentlemen.  -------------  
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 04 2015 at 11:39
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Remember that he confessed having sniffed his father's ashes... He's already half-dead! |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 05 2015 at 00:14
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Werewolf. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: March 05 2015 at 10:28
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I remember that he headed a list of rock musicians who were excepted to die first, but that was in the 1970s. Still there is no record of his death, so alive and undead are both valid options. He is either a living human being or a wight, but I cannot tell what he is - I opt for the latter. But if he is undead, when did he undie? Anyway, I am not involved at all because I am not a Stones fan. I put this one totally beyo(u)nd my scope.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 06 2015 at 07:15
^After reading that, I begin to wonder if Keith Richards could be... THE SCHRODINGER'S ROCKER?!  |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: March 06 2015 at 08:44
^He would be if he had sniffed hydrocyanic acid instead of those ashes  .-------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 06 2015 at 17:09
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Who told you he hadn't? |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: March 06 2015 at 18:36
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he is Johnny Depps father ofcouse hes imortaliced. -------------  
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 05:15
No one. So there is still a possibility that he actually is Schroedinger's Rocker. Anyway, the amount of HCN that he has sniffed cannot be lethal, but it may be unlethal
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CPicard wrote:Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 06:17
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Don't be fooled by the ghoulish palour, mortuary stare, ravaged physique and stories of debauchery that would make Frank Bough and the Krankies blush. Since the age of 21 Keith has stuck rigorously to a punishing daily exercise regime that involves swimming 20k at altitude, cycling 30k underwater and running 12k barefoot to his tiny one bed-roomed caravanette parked in Muswell Hill. He quit smoking and drinking in kindergarten and has been drug free since primary school. The man who many think is Jumping Jack Flash subsists solely on bean curd, brown bread, quiche and soluble bran and when asked, thought Jack Daniels was a line backer for the Green Bay Packers. He claims to have never snorted anything for recreational purposes apart from raw unseasoned lettuce, which he dismisses as a silly youthful experiment which I deeply regret. His closest friend is Sir Cliff Richard (no relation) and his faithful Yorkshire terrier 'Mick' To unwind after a hard day in the studio or on tour, Keith likes nothing better than to pursue his lifelong hobby and consuming fetish: knitting mittens for disadvantaged bears. He will outlive us all ------------- 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 17:55
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Bela Lugosi's dead. That's a fact. Just ask Bauhaus.
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 17:57
Speaking of guest spots... Scott Ian of Anthrax fame was a Zombie in last weeks episode.
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 18:52
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"I figure if there's ever a nuclear war, only two things will survive: Keith and bugs." ~ some comedian back in the '80s ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: March 09 2015 at 19:23
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Keith is quite proud of his constitution. I remember reading where he said something to the effect of..... I'm tough. People think it's easy to live like this...they're wrong...this is hard work and most of them could never handle it. If I can find the actual quote I'll post it but that was the spirit of it. |