Shred Room L: Suede Room X: #MWH

smartpatrol wrote: I was being kind of annoying around my dad and he said "I wonder if I could throw this cracker into your head". I replied with "Well, in order for the cracker to get through my head, you'd have to throw it somewhere in the likes of 500 MPH. Even if you were able to throw that hard, it would rip your arm off in the process. The arm would most likely slow the cracker for a split second as it left the cracker. The cracker would probably not reach my head because of this, or at least not penetrate my head. So, throwing the cracker would have no negative effects on me, but would result in a lost limb for you."

I'm kind of annoying on purpose. I like to take everything literal a lot of the time, and that has resulted in teh nickname "literal man"

The explanation doesn't - no.

If he only wanted the cracker in your head he could remove a portion of your skull and simply toss the cracker in.

What do you guys think of this?

I like the Police

rushfan4 wrote: aginor wrote: I like the Police Me too.

I just voted likewise in your ancient poll.

Hey, I know that tune.

Today I finally got a bunch of data I've been fighting to get all year.  The company that provides the data went through a systems change at the beginning of the year, and that disrupted my usual data flow as they scrambled to figure out how to use their new system.  So 10+ months later, I finally get it, almost a whole year's worth of data on hundreds of thousands of patients, aaaaaand the most important part is missing.  Back to the drawing board.  I have been extremely specific with my requests too, and have held countless meetings and written countless emails to help push it along.  It's pretty much all I do anymore.