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Poll Question: You're held at gunpoint, forced to eat your feet, hands, or die.
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    Posted: June 25 2012 at 10:20

This might be a weird one, but... this is just to kill boredom.

 
 
What would you rather be forced to eat at gunpoint? Your hands or your feet? I would eat my feet because I don't mind not being able to walk as long as i can continue typing and writing and playing music. I would rather die than eat my hands.

Oh, and btw, you can eat them however you wish. Raw still attached to you, cut off and deep fried, boiled into a stew, whatever floats your boat.
 
But also think about how disgusting it would be to eat yourself. Or what if you eat your own limbs and you like the taste a lot? Lots of psychological implications here. I mean, you could just choose death. It's much easier than eating your feet or hands. I'm sure death isn't so bad.
 
Oh, and one more thing, you must eat your skin and meat around your bones and stuff. You can't make them strip the meat off.


Edited by Smurph - June 25 2012 at 10:21
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Edited by Slartibartfast - June 25 2012 at 10:24
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Hands. I'm on a diet.
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I eat with my hands anyway. I don't eat with my feet because it would be clumsy, but I would do it on a dare.

So I'll do either that doesn't get me shot.

EDIT: Ha. I thought the question was if you would rather eat with your hands, eat with your feet, or die. As actually stated, I guess it's a bit harder. I would probably eat my feet because I work with my hands.


Edited by Equality 7-2521 - June 25 2012 at 11:44
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Just accept it. 
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That's pretty disturbing.  You didn't by chance pull the legs off of crickets or otherwise torture small animals as a child did you?  Where's the emoticon that says "I'm truly frightened"? 

Oh and I sincerely hope that PA's privacy standards are much higher than say Facebooks. 




Edited by The Doctor - June 25 2012 at 17:56
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didn't Stephen King write a story about just such a predicament?  
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Hmm...
 
Feet I suppose. Esp if i could get it sauteed with butter, thyme, and rosemary.
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Oh, f%$k, no, I ain't eating s$%t! Just shoot me.
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Originally posted by The Doctor The Doctor wrote:

That's pretty disturbing.  You didn't by chance pull the legs off of crickets or otherwise torture small animals as a child did you?  Where's the emoticon that says "I'm truly frightened"? 

Oh and I sincerely hope that PA's privacy standards are much higher than say Facebooks. 



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These kind of situations are what concealed carry was meant for.  But if there was no other option, I'd have him shoot me already and get over with it.  I have to die sometime, and it might as well come before I have to eat my hands or feet.  I mean, come on.  I'm a Christian, I believe in heaven, and I believe that going to said heaven will be a much better experience than eating myself.  Fire away with the boom boom stick, bozo.
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Just accept death. Without my feet, walking would be very hard, and without my hands, preforming music, which is my passion and something that gives my life meaning, would also be very difficult.

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What a bizarre choice. I'm sure there are other parts of muscle tissue that could be removed from a body without permanently crippling oneself.

I wouldn't mind eating human flesh if starving, and I wouldn't mind being eaten if that could save someone life.

If I have to pick one from the poll, that would be feet. I would rather walk with prosthetics than be without hands.
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I think I'd just die. Even if I did successfully eat my hands or feet, I'd kill myself afterwards anyway.
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I'd rather eat my feet than choose any of the other options, but there's not much meat in them. I'd have to slow cook them or prepare a stew with lots of onions and coconut milk in order to soften up the meat.
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Erm...what a bizarre thread and what do your captives hope to gain by such a request? (Are they sadistic vegetarians or summat?)Confused
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I reject the options. I have much more nutritious and meaty parts than the bony old hands and feet.

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Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

I reject the options. I have much more nutritious and meaty parts than the bony old hands and feet.


Cop out!

If it was fun/easy it wouldn't much of a question now would it? Wink

My feet.
It is the clear lesser of two sh*tty choices IMO


Couldn't choose death. If I'm going to die it's going to be at my own hands god damn it.
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Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

I reject the options. I have much more nutritious and meaty parts than the bony old hands and feet.


You will be praying that some people have nut allergies I guess?
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

I reject the options. I have much more nutritious and meaty parts than the bony old hands and feet.
You will be praying that some people have nut allergies I guess?
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