Forced to Devour
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Topic: Forced to Devour
Posted By: Smurph
Subject: Forced to Devour
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 10:20
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This might be a weird one, but... this is just to kill boredom. What would you rather be forced to eat at gunpoint? Your hands or your feet? I would eat my feet because I don't mind not being able to walk as long as i can continue typing and writing and playing music. I would rather die than eat my hands.
Oh, and btw, you can eat them however you wish. Raw still attached to you, cut off and deep fried, boiled into a stew, whatever floats your boat. But also think about how disgusting it would be to eat yourself. Or what if you eat your own limbs and you like the taste a lot? Lots of psychological implications here. I mean, you could just choose death. It's much easier than eating your feet or hands. I'm sure death isn't so bad.
Oh, and one more thing, you must eat your skin and meat around your bones and stuff. You can't make them strip the meat off. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 10:23
Forced to suck a Mexican goat at night. ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 10:36
| Hands. I'm on a diet. |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 11:42
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I eat with my hands anyway. I don't eat with my feet because it would be clumsy, but I would do it on a dare. So I'll do either that doesn't get me shot. EDIT: Ha. I thought the question was if you would rather eat with your hands, eat with your feet, or die. As actually stated, I guess it's a bit harder. I would probably eat my feet because I work with my hands. ------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 15:22
| Just accept it. |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 17:54
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That's pretty disturbing. You didn't by chance pull the legs off of crickets or otherwise torture small animals as a child did you? Where's the emoticon that says "I'm truly frightened"? Oh and I sincerely hope that PA's privacy standards are much higher than say Facebooks. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 18:07
| didn't Stephen King write a story about just such a predicament? |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 21:37
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Hmm... Feet I suppose. Esp if i could get it sauteed with butter, thyme, and rosemary. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 22:10
| Oh, f%$k, no, I ain't eating s$%t! Just shoot me. |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 22:11
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The Doctor wrote:Posted By: Ambient Hurricanes
Date Posted: June 25 2012 at 23:54
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These kind of situations are what concealed carry was meant for. But if there was no other option, I'd have him shoot me already and get over with it. I have to die sometime, and it might as well come before I have to eat my hands or feet. I mean, come on. I'm a Christian, I believe in heaven, and I believe that going to said heaven will be a much better experience than eating myself. Fire away with the boom boom stick, bozo. ------------- I love dogs, I've always loved dogs |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 00:18
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Just accept death. Without my feet, walking would be very hard, and without my hands, preforming music, which is my passion and something that gives my life meaning, would also be very difficult.
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Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 16:51
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What a bizarre choice. I'm sure there are other parts of muscle tissue that could be removed from a body without permanently crippling oneself. I wouldn't mind eating human flesh if starving, and I wouldn't mind being eaten if that could save someone life. If I have to pick one from the poll, that would be feet. I would rather walk with prosthetics than be without hands. ------------- |
Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 20:13
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I think I'd just die. Even if I did successfully eat my hands or feet, I'd kill myself afterwards anyway. ------------- http://hanashukketsu.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow - Hanashukketsu |
Posted By: The Neck Romancer
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 20:26
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I'd rather eat my feet than choose any of the other options, but there's not much meat in them. I'd have to slow cook them or prepare a stew with lots of onions and coconut milk in order to soften up the meat. ------------- 
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 23:14
Erm...what a bizarre thread and what do your captives hope to gain by such a request? (Are they sadistic vegetarians or summat?)
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 23:53
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I reject the options. I have much more nutritious and meaty parts than the bony old hands and feet.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 23:57
Cop out! If it was fun/easy it wouldn't much of a question now would it?  My feet. It is the clear lesser of two sh*tty choices IMO Couldn't choose death. If I'm going to die it's going to be at my own hands god damn it. |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: June 27 2012 at 00:11
You will be praying that some people have nut allergies I guess? -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2012 at 01:32
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