Tell me the worst joke you know:)

I think in a thread like this there's an unspoken taste amnesty anyway. A "worst joke" thread sort of needs people to be free to say horrible/outrageous things. You wouldn't see me or other participants dropping some of this in other places around the forum. There was that whole thing earlier where I made a joke referencing rape and Dean growled at me and I defended it and no else cared enough to engage. If I had turned up in General Discussion making funnies about rape, I'm fairly sure there'd be a firestorm and rightly so.

I had no idea that she was Rob's 17 year old sister. I don't read most of the personal stuff here. Message boards are usually talking heads to me, I can't be bothered with everybody's back stories. Must be why I'm so personable and charming online. Calling my "defence" verbal noise, is, I believe, completely unfair. I think it's quite a sensible and eloquent explanation. But if you don't think so, you don't think so.

I'm not even telling the most offensive jokes I know- the original rape joke was in response to someone, I forget who, calling a joke edgy and I was saying, no, not really, this is more like it. I'd post an example of some of the strongest offensive material I know, except I don't think it would be right to do it on this forum without spoiler tags so only people who want to would be afflicted.

A man is ataggering home blind drunk in the early hours. A policeman stops him - 'Ello, ello ello, and where do you think you're off to??. The man slurs 'I'll have you know offisher, that ' am on my way to a lecture about the evilsh of drink and its negative impact on relayionships.' The policeman replies 'Don't be ridiculous, who'd give a lecture on that at this time if night??' The man replies 'My bloody wife!!'