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RoyFairbank
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Posted: May 04 2012 at 17:44 |
The bestest religion of all is Fairbankisanism, which embraces that Roy Fairbank is the son of Jesus, with the power of Jesus squared (as Jesus had the power of God times 2). I'm so powerful and holy that I choose to be a completely mediocre mortal atheist, because my power is so great. My secret power is so secret, that not only Romans would confuse me for a run-of-the-mill troublemaker, but they wouldn't even confuse for that, they wouldn't even feel threatened.
Great Religion.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: May 04 2012 at 18:28 |
Dean wrote:
Was worse than that Brian - you are an interventionist creator who meddled and interfered with the development of your creation . The one thing you learn by reading the script in advance... these things never end well. |
Well Im clearly a bad god. Also scripture? pffft I never read that I told a few people be good to each other, have lots of sex and drink. IDK how they mucked it up so bad
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Codera the Great
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Posted: July 02 2012 at 03:18 |
Out of all of these, definitely atheism.
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lmaorofllollmao
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Points: 113
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 14:18 |
Why exactly did you make this topic? Its all just going to end up in debate. :/
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EATTTT YOUURRR BEEEEEETTTSSSSS!!!!!
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The Doctor
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Joined: June 23 2005
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 14:56 |
There are actually two types of Satanism, theistic Satanism and Laveyan (or non-theistic) Satanism. Both are kind of scary, but the theistic kind is scarier. A little disturbing that it has two votes.
I'm gonna have to go with Jedi. Just because it's cool.
Edited by The Doctor - July 03 2012 at 14:56
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 15:01 |
The basic problem here is that none is not an option. However, unfortunately according to the laws of quantum religion, if none exists then something will have to spontaneously appear.
I'd vote for Reality, but that's not an option.
Edited by Slartibartfast - July 03 2012 at 15:05
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The T
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 16:41 |
Any western religion. I feel more comfortable surrounded by those types of religions.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 16:53 |
I'm not comfortable being surrounded by religion at all. If ever there was statement that sums things up for me in the matters of life the universe and everything, that is it.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Dayvenkirq
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Joined: May 25 2011
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 17:37 |
lmaorofllollmao wrote:
Why exactly did you make this topic? Its all just going to end up in debate. :/ |
Good, we like debates.
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 22:48 |
I don't care to worship anything. What kind of Supreme Being needs worship? Not too supreme if it needs ego-stroking. Since "nothing" was not an option, I voted atheism, but that is not a religion. Buddhism isn't bad as a practice either. Never met a Buddhist who would bomb a church or mosque or eat someone's face beneath a freeway overpass.
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: July 03 2012 at 23:51 |
The Dark Elf wrote:
... or eat someone's face beneath a freeway overpass. |
What religion is that?
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smartpatrol
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Joined: April 15 2012
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 00:01 |
Quasi-Christianity
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UMUR
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 00:42 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
I'm not comfortable being surrounded by religion at all. If ever there was statement that sums things up for me in the matters of life the universe and everything, that is it.
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+1
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frippism
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 03:01 |
If there's a church of Fripp than I'm the priest.
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There be dragons
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Grape_Jam
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Joined: July 01 2012
Location: Pakistan
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Points: 288
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 03:17 |
I think Agnosticism, because in the end, none of us really knows whether God exists or not, so we might as well not bother ourselves with it.
From the actual religions, though, I don't really know. I'd have to find out more about each one of them before I can decide.
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My smile is stuck, I cannot go back to your Frownland.
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progresssaurus
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 03:19 |
frippism wrote:
If there's a church of Fripp than I'm the priest. |
I think that your frippism cannot to be proper religion because Fripp exists!
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Dean
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Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 03:36 |
progresssaurus wrote:
frippism wrote:
If there's a church of Fripp than I'm the priest. |
I think that your frippism cannot to be proper religion because Fripp exists!
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You have proof of this "Fripp" you speak of? You have seen him? You have seen the fabled flame-headed one known as the "The Minx" or have corroborated evidence of the "Beaton Bunnerius Bun"? I think not.
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What?
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progresssaurus
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 04:19 |
Dean wrote:
progresssaurus wrote:
frippism wrote:
If there's a church of Fripp than I'm the priest. |
I think that your frippism cannot to be proper religion because Fripp exists!
| You have proof of this "Fripp" you speak of? You have seen him? You have seen the fabled flame-headed one known as the "The Minx" or have corroborated evidence of the "Beaton Bunnerius Bun"? I think not. |
For in very deed, as the Fripp guitarist, composer and record producer liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto prog-rockers by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
It is not some Truth, but normally truth.
Edited by progresssaurus - July 04 2012 at 04:20
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Dean
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 04:25 |
progresssaurus wrote:
Dean wrote:
progresssaurus wrote:
frippism wrote:
If there's a church of Fripp than I'm the priest. |
I think that your frippism cannot to be proper religion because Fripp exists!
| You have proof of this "Fripp" you speak of? You have seen him? You have seen the fabled flame-headed one known as the "The Minx" or have corroborated evidence of the "Beaton Bunnerius Bun"? I think not. |
For in very deed, as the Fripp guitarist, composer and record producer liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto prog-rockers by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
It is not some Truth, but normally truth. |
That, is what they all say.
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What?
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progresssaurus
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Points: 1884
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Posted: July 04 2012 at 04:27 |
Dean wrote:
That, is what they all say. |
Oh, no no no., Dean. No! That is what I say, not what they all say!!!
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