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Poll Question: Toasted or not?
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Wow, it's been a long time since I've had a toasted pop tart.  Out of the package for me, toasting takes up valuable time I could be using to eat the pop tart.
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NEITHER- microwaved for 12 seconds.
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Yummo.

Folded spindled and mutilated is best I think. Tongue


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Disguised as toaster strudel? Tongue
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Don't they put some highly dangerous very sweet molten lava in those things.  The same stuff that comes out of Aliens when they lose a limb (Or very close to).
 
 
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^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.
 
Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.
 
Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...


Wow, I can't think of how many years it's been since I had one of those.  However, if the alien queen is making those steak biscuits....
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.
 
Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...


According to Jim Gaffigan, the filling of a Hot Pocket can only exist in two states: frozen, and boiling lava hot.
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deep fried


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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

deep fried


You Scottish?
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.
 

Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...


The apple pie is about the best thing McDonalds do..

It's all relative of course. The entire menu is barely worthy of a stray dog, that hasn't eaten in days, is really depressed, and has really let itself go.
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I quite like McDonalds...

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Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

deep fried


You Scottish?
McD's apple pies used to be deep fried and they are baked now in most outlets because it's healthier (apparently), but some still deep fry them if they don't have an oven on the premises.
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Wash it down with a bacon milk shake from Jack-In-The- Box  





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I don't eat poptarts
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