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zappaholic 
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Joined: March 24 2006
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 Posted: August 09 2011 at 19:50 |
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By now I'm pretty well used to being asexual. The great dating pool has made it clear that I am neither needed nor wanted in it.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Padraic
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Joined: February 16 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 19:56 |
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I'm apparently not as big a nerd as some others here.
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Luna
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Location: Funky Town
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 20:25 |
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Slaughternalia
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Joined: February 17 2011
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 21:44 |
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you guys have done sex man im so jelly
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I'm so mad that you enjoy a certain combination of noises that I don't
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Failcore
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Joined: October 27 2006
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 21:49 |
 zappaholic wrote:
By now I'm pretty well used to being asexual. The great dating pool has made it clear that I am neither needed nor wanted in it.
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QFT brother, QF-f**king-T
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Triceratopsoil
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Joined: April 03 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 21:50 |
Padraic wrote:
I'm apparently not as big a nerd as some others here.
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Andy Webb
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Joined: June 04 2010
Location: Terria
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 21:57 |
Padraic wrote:
I'm apparently not as big a nerd as some others here.
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OMG U HAV TEH WIEF AND TEH SECKS
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Failcore
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 21:58 |
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My never entering the dating scene has more to do with the fact that I'm prolly way too damn picky. I can count the number of girls that have interested me in this 25 years on Earth on one hand with 3 of the fingers removed. And those times I was actually so stunned that this was such an awesome chick I couldn't do anything.
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The Dark Elf
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Joined: February 01 2011
Location: Michigan
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Points: 13190
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:07 |
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Seriously, you folks need to go offline every once in a while. Sex is great. With a woman, not your hand.
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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Andy Webb
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:08 |
The Dark Elf wrote:
Seriously, you folks need to go offline every once in a while. Sex is great. With a woman, not your hand. |
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Henry Plainview
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Joined: May 26 2008
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:13 |
The Dark Elf wrote:
Seriously, you folks need to go offline every once in a while. Sex is great. With a woman, not your hand. |
Everything else has disappointed me, why wouldn't that?
Deathrabbit wrote:
My never entering the dating scene has more to do with the fact that I'm prolly way too damn picky. I can count the number of girls that have interested me in this 25 years on Earth on one hand with 3 of the fingers removed. And those times I was actually so stunned that this was such an awesome chick I couldn't do anything. |
Yes, you definitely are. I don't know how old you are, but you probably need to grow up.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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A Person
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 10 2008
Location: __
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Points: 65760
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:17 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
Everything else has disappointed me, why wouldn't that? |
This is almost what I was going to post earlier, word for word.
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Andy Webb
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:22 |
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The Truth
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Joined: April 19 2009
Location: Kansas
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:25 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Padraic wrote:
I'm apparently not as big a nerd as some others here.
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coolin does have the Albertan womenz.
Edited by The Truth - August 09 2011 at 23:25
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tamijo
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Joined: January 06 2009
Location: Denmark
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Points: 4287
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:35 |
There is not that many free pleasures around, this is one of the better ones.
Im getting a bit old, but you younger ones, should def. not give up on this one. Ya it can be hard on you emotionally, but its worth the risk.
Edited by tamijo - August 09 2011 at 23:36
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Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:36 |
If you are not morbidly obese and can at least be in the presence of a female without having an asthma attack, there is someone out there who is willing to let you put your penis inside her.
The thing is you'll probably have to check online sites.
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Andy Webb
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Joined: June 04 2010
Location: Terria
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Points: 13298
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:37 |
stonebeard wrote:
If you are not morbidly obese and can at least be in the presence of a female without having an asthma attack, there is someone out there who is willing to let you put your penis inside her.
The thing is you'll probably have to check online sites. |
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The Dark Elf
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Joined: February 01 2011
Location: Michigan
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Posted: August 09 2011 at 23:49 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
The Dark Elf wrote:
Seriously, you folks need to go offline every once in a while. Sex is great. With a woman, not your hand. |
Everything else has disappointed me, why wouldn't that?
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Hmmm...it's really not all about sex. A great relationship with a women is a profoundly satisfying experience. I wouldn't trade the relationships I've had for anything. Sex is merely the cherry on top. And that is a damned fun cherry, both literally and in the figurative sense. 
Henry, you need to be a bit less cynical. Loosen up. Enjoy.
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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Henry Plainview
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 26 2008
Location: Declined
Status: Offline
Points: 16715
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Posted: August 10 2011 at 00:09 |
Andyman1125 wrote:
I think he's 25  |
How do you know he didn't live elsewhere for a while? Seriously though, I don't know what your "standards" are, but you need to make them more realistic before you end up 40 and alone and have to go buy a bunch of duct tape.
The Dark Elf wrote:
Henry, you need to be a bit less cynical. Loosen up. Enjoy. |
lmao
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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