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Mr. Maestro 
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 Posted: July 07 2011 at 15:34 |
Good Lord, that film was wretched. It subscribed to every single cliche of superhero and action films, the dialogue consisted of nothing but stupid one-liners, and the plot depended entirely on every character being a complete idiot. 2 stars solely because the visuals were decent. Oh, and they gave Batman a Bat-Credit Card. A Bat-Credit Card. A BAT-CREDIT CARD. That makes the Bat-Shark Repellent look awesome, and that's just pathetic.
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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The Truth
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Posted: July 07 2011 at 16:01 |
Reminds me of this: 
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himtroy
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Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:34 |
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I gave it a 1/10. Here's that rationalization behind that. It couldn't have been much worse, but I didn't walk away from it with absolutely nothing. There were some "so bad it's hilarious" moments as well as a good lesson in how to NOT use George Clooney.
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Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
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himtroy
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Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:38 |
 poetic-killer wrote:
It was bad, but if you revisit Batman Forever, you'll discover that IT was WORSE.
Except for Jim Carrey, who was brilliant in it.
The worst moment I think was when Bruce Wayne visits Nicole Kidman's home, and he see a copy of Time Magazine with a well
lit, clear and up-close PHOTOGRAPH of Batman ON THE COVER. Because we
all know that the dark knight has time to just waltz into the
editorial and get his picture taken for the cover, and no one would even think it's strange.
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No way! Batman Forever isn't the best but it isn't nearly as horrid as this joke of a movie. Batman Forever could be better, but Batman and Robin is amusing amounts of horrid. Every one of Arnold's lines makes me absolutely lose it, George Clooney....just that, the horrible supposedly Robin character....so many things...When Robin gets frozen and Batman puts him in the water, heats it up with a laser, and then Robin is just fine.....EW
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Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
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Icarium
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Posted: July 08 2011 at 15:34 |
who voted 10/10 reveal yourself and explain yourself and your reason for that vote, 
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
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Posted: July 08 2011 at 16:02 |
Clooney and Chris O'Donnell having a jolly romp, what's not to like?
Oh yeah, the end of Alicia Silverstone's career.
All those movies have too many villians.
The Nicholson, Ledger performances were great. Other than that the only great movie was the first Nolan one.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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yanch
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Posted: July 08 2011 at 16:21 |
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1 Star. Terrible movie , as was the previous Batman forever, except for Jim Carrey. Once Tim Burton left they turned into drivel.
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darkshade
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Posted: July 08 2011 at 16:38 |
Negoba wrote:
Clooney and Chris O'Donnell having a jolly romp, what's not to like?
Oh yeah, the end of Alicia Silverstone's career.
All those movies have too many villians.
The Nicholson, Ledger performances were great. Other than that the only great movie was the first Nolan one. |
what about Batman Returns?
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
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Posted: July 09 2011 at 10:55 |
I actually didn't like Batman Returns very much. Devito was ok, but it was such a letdown after Nicholson's performance.
"Never rub another man's rhubarb."
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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tupan
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Posted: July 09 2011 at 12:37 |
Negoba wrote:
Clooney and Chris O'Donnell having a jolly romp, what's not to like?
Oh yeah, the end of Alicia Silverstone's career.
All those movies have too many villians.
The Nicholson, Ledger performances were great. Other than that the only great movie was the first Nolan one. |
The first Nolan Movie was good, but the second (The Dark Knight) was excellent! The best movie inspired by a comic book ever made.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: July 09 2011 at 12:47 |
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This is the one with Mr Freeze right? Arnie was ironically the best, most moving role in that entire film...
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UndercoverBoy
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Posted: July 09 2011 at 14:04 |
Negoba wrote:
All those movies have too many villians.
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Word.
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himtroy
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Posted: July 09 2011 at 15:07 |
aginor wrote:
who voted 10/10 reveal yourself and explain yourself and your reason for that vote,
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I demand it as well
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Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
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