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NecronCommander 
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Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
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Points: 16122
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Anthony H.
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 6088
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:00 |
"Anuses on the head." ...56 translations later we get: "For the time being."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:02 |
Original text: "The wurst is yet to come." ...56 translations later we get: "Manchester import."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03 |
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door." ...56 translations later we get: "Why suddenly is easy to identify the site - - but it feels a little sad that the Current Structure"
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NecronCommander
Special Collaborator
Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 16122
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03 |
Lol, you're on a roll with that thing
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Anthony H.
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 6088
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03 |
"Excuse me sir, but I believe that I have lost my penis." ...56 translations later we get: "Unfortunately, we lost everything, I think."
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topographicbroadways
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 20 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 5575
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:04 |
Original text: "Lamplights glows on old guitars the travellers strum; Insence children dance to an indian drum. Here odysseus charmed for dark circe fell, Still her perfume lingers still her spell." ...56 translations later we get: "Hong Kong, India, medical power of guitar magic jingshenshenghuo Stars stilbaai is recommended for travel. ""
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Anthony H.
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 6088
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:06 |
"The vagina is a disgusting thing, unless it belongs to a black woman." ...56 translations later we get: "Black sore vagina (vagina) in the"
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:07 |
Let's try some Proust: "At daybreak, my face still turned to the wall, and before I had
seen above the big inner curtains what tone the first streaks of light
assumed, I could already tell what sort of day it was." ...56 translations later we get: "The next morning, but that Barriers remain, the first screen you see today the light."
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Anthony H.
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 6088
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:09 |
"Progressive Rock" ...56 translations later we get: "Cancer development."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:10 |
Original text: "I'm not a racist, but I probably wouldn't have sex with a black woman unless it was absolutely necessary." ...56 translations later we get: "Russet black woman I am not worried about the content."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:12 |
Now let's try some Don Quixote: "In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to
call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that
keep a lance in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a
greyhound for coursing." ...57 translations later we get: "Extremely difficult conditions of life under the name of Drypoint I awake I can not remember the Los Angeles Forum"
Edited by James - March 06 2011 at 14:12
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:32 |
"The scene is laid in the house of Cephalus at the Piraeus; and
the whole dialogue is narrated by Socrates the day after it actually
took place to
Timaeus, Hermocrates, Critias, and a nameless person, who are introduced
in the Timaeus." ...56 translations later we get: "Piraeus Court House and take aktyons talk hermokrates dimokiki Socrates about what happened to Timothy."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:16 |
Original text: "Blessed
are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the
tree of life and may go through the gates into the city." ...56 translations later we get: "It is interesting to follow orders from the tree of life is the goal in the near future."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:24 |
Original text: "I stepped into an avalanche,
it covered up my soul;
when I am not this hunchback that you see,
I sleep beneath the golden hill. " ...56 translations later we get: "Report of the golden dreams of the mountains."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:43 |
Original text: "Vompatti" ...56 translations later we get: "Faskolom."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:53 |
Original text: "Preferred object through your window" ...56 translations later we get: "I looked out the window."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:56 |
Original text: "Most Embarrassing Prog Band Porno Video?" ...56 translations later we get: "They will be Laughing on the floor?"
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:02 |
Original text: "I think it's "promo video", not porno video lol" ...56 translations later we get: "I think it is funny to say."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:29 |
Original text: "The salt on these nuts is giving me a headache, but I'm a big wombat and can take it." ...56 translations later we get: "In the same time keep my head from faskolom."
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