Original text:

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched. "

...56 translations later we get:

"My first album."

Original text:

"Since I suggested this to the Shred Room, there have been five or six pages full of translations. So since it was clogging up the SR, here is a thread made entirely for the purpose of the website that is Bad Translator. "

...50 translations later we get:

"Five or six years of renovation. SACB is weak, and the copy protection"

WOW!

Original text:

"Alright, stop that. Things are getting a bit silly in here. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Discussion"

Original text:

"Chill, bro."

...56 translations later we get:

"Makes it easier."

Original text:

"Chill, bro."

...20 translations later we get:

"Relax, brother."

I like this one better

Original text:

"Do you think this machine regularly recognizes punctuation marks, or is it a bit too thick for that?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Poor second car hard?"

Original text:

"Samla Mammas Manna are a silly and talented group. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Higher in women with gentiles - governmental organizations smooth, Sumler."

Original text:

"I'm so hard right now."

...56 translations later we get:

"It was not my time well."

Original text:

"I love to suck penises"

...10 translations later we get:

"I am a very bad man"'

It makes sense to me.

Original text:

"I like to air drum, air bass, and air cello along with music."

...56 translations later we get:

"As announced, music, weather, feels like a drum."

Original text:

"You, my friend, have killed the most people in the entire history of the human race. Is there anything you would like to say for yourself?"

...56 translations later we get:

"After the death of the man himself. I want to use it?"

Original text:

"Bad translator killed the Shred"

...10 translations later we get:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts"

Sounds philosophical to me

Original text:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Translation is poor."

Original text:

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is...42."

...56 translations later we get:

"41 live in a world where most of our answers ..."

Original text:

"I have no idea hat you guys are talking about, so I am going to soak my hands in butter."

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not know the gradyent."

Original text:

"I'm about to have some cider. I keep forgetting. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Forgot my apple juice small."

Original text:

"That could be true, but I DID get an automatic e-mail saying he got my order a couple days after I ordered it. But I guess it can't hurt to check... "

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, just a few days, pictures will appear automatically as you can, but I understand this ..."

Original text:

"He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before"

...56 translations later we get:

"If you want to see in this country can change a lot."

Original text:

"Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket Knocks in the manager's door; Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack "

...56 translations later we get:

"Apple and music director of marketing and other players באַטטעריקאָנפּאַטאָמענטאָקאַטאָ back."

Original text:

"The lunatic is on the grass. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Center Annually."

Original text:

"If I could turn back time, would I have done anything differently?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What else do I ask?"

Original text:

"Just like a thousand words, they aren't all beautiful. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Thousands of words are beautiful."

!!

Original text:

"In the past, the present is the future. In the future, the present is the past. In the present, the present is the past, because once realization has occurred that the present is the present it's no longer the present anymore."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the past, present and future. History of the future. Historical data."

Original text:

"Is this a question? "

...56 translations later we get:

"What happened"

Original text:

"I am slowly dying of a terminal illness. I would just like to say that I hate those damn kangaroos."

...56 translations later we get:

"You do not have to tell patients in the treatment of Kangaroos, "he said."

Original text:

"It is 4:59, almost 5:00. Then I only have to wait longer. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Around 05:00 11:59 Colleagues, just wait."

Original text:

"How does it change questions into answers? "

...56 translations later we get:

"Looks like it or not."

Original text:

"Those are some large, supple breasts. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Some nice tits and."

Original text:

"Oh wow Caio

and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense! "

...10 translations later we get:

"LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"

Original text:

"Sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free, lonely and forlorn I am crying. I long for my time to come, death means just life, please let me die in solitude. "

...50 translations later we get:

"So I'm looking for freedom, crying in the darkness. I want to live if he died, he died."

Way to make a bleak song silly....

Original text:

"I talk to the wind."

...20 translations later we get:

"Speaking in the air."

Original text:

"Insane Clown Posse"

...56 translations later we get:

"Family insane Clown"

Original text:

"Shake hands with beef"

...56 translations later we get:

"Huge Success"

Original text:

"It was a perfectly ordinary day at the track, except that there was an oiled vagina involved and the horses rose up against the jockeys and whipped them."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is a special day on the road. But the market is a joke about geureulreul."

Original text:

"My mind has gone!"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is the best."

Original text:

"The conversation was about the particle accelerator. Edgar had planned to put it in the living room, next to the sofa, while Edna was convinced that the garage would be a more appropriate place for it."

...56 translations later we get:

"To edgar Sabbath in a chair, if the vehicle speed where to be seen."

Original text:

"When I sit at the burger joint and look at the thin girls with legs like the wooden sticks they make fences out of and bottocks like small watermelons I cannot help but wonder how often and how much they must defecate."

...56 translations later we get:

"If you see a girl sitting on the tree, so if a policy, I've been good, but it is still continuing."

Original text:

"Cats and donkeys are sweet. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Sweet ass cat."

Original text:

"While they were staring at the tent in a dull and condemning manner I covertly picked up a meatball off the plate and inserted it into my mouth, trying to act as if I was biting my fingernails or picking my nose."

...56 translations later we get:

"Performance and luxury shops seriously, nose, mouth."

Original text:

"I need a new wombat because I just killed my last one."

...56 translations later we get:

"Faskolom previous relationship."

Original text:

"Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict."

...56 translations later we get:

"I Allah instead of leather."

Original text:

"Why won't the non-German girl write me? I thought she respected me as a person."

...56 translations later we get:

"Young German company go"

Original text:

"I squirted a thin jet of alcohol, whipping it across his eyes with a sideways shake of the syringe."

...56 translations later we get:

"Alcohol and mood, and do the skin with a needle in a row."

Original text:

"Always remember that whenever someone says that they hate you, they are giving you permission to rip their head off."

...56 translations later we get:

"Hate the name to read comments."

Original text:

"Would you believe me if I told you I feel like crap?"

...56 translations later we get:

"I understand f*****e money?"

Original text:

"WTF?! I hate you! I wish I had a girlfriend."

...56 translations later we get:

"Takvondo spirit! I am woman."

Original text:

"What shall I do with humanity? "

...56 translations later we get:

"Who?"

Original text:

"Is it edible?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why"

Original text:

"Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites."

...56 translations later we get:

"Best friend with a very high flexibility of my newspaper."

Original text:

"This ain't my first rodeo, kid."

...56 translations later we get:

"Market for pets and children."

Original text:

"Would you believe me if I told you that I can't afford a hooker, and even if I did, I would much rather take her to the movies than to play laser tag"

...56 translations later we get:

"I think the laser film, "he said."