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    Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:07
Since I suggested this to the Shred Room, there have been five or six pages full of translations. So since it was clogging up the SR, here is a thread made entirely for the purpose of the website that is Bad Translator.
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:13

Original text:

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched. "

...56 translations later we get:

"My first album."
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:14

Original text:

"Since I suggested this to the Shred Room, there have been five or six pages full of translations. So since it was clogging up the SR, here is a thread made entirely for the purpose of the website that is Bad Translator. "

...50 translations later we get:

"Five or six years of renovation. SACB is weak, and the copy protection"


WOW!

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Points: 10185 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:14

Original text:

"Since I suggested this to the Shred Room, there have been five or six pages full of translations. So since it was clogging up the SR, here is a thread made entirely for the purpose of the website that is Bad Translator."

...20 translations later we get:

"Within five or six years from the translation of the site. Avoid the bad copy from the Sudanese Red Crescent"


Beat me to it yet again.

Edited by Polo - March 04 2011 at 15:15
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:15

"Dream Theatre are a fantastic band full of amazing musicians."

...56 translations later we get:

"Dream Big Musicians pay a great team."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:15
Originally posted by Polo Polo wrote:

Original text:

"Since I suggested this to the Shred Room, there have been five or six pages full of translations. So since it was clogging up the SR, here is a thread made entirely for the purpose of the website that is Bad Translator."

...20 translations later we get:

"Within five or six years from the translation of the site. Avoid the bad copy from the Sudanese Red Crescent"


Beat me to it yet again.

LOL You keep getting ninja'd
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:15

Original text:

"Alright, stop that. Things are getting a bit silly in here. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Discussion"


LOL
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:16

Original text:

"SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERf**kER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME"

...30 translations later we get:

"So like I say I think there are two"
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:17

Original text:

"Chill, bro."

...56 translations later we get:

"Makes it easier."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:18

"Nazi Salute"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hitler was very high"


Hahahahahahha
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:18

Original text:

"Chill, bro."

...20 translations later we get:

"Relax, brother."

I like this one better LOL
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:19

Original text:

"Do you think this machine regularly recognizes punctuation marks, or is it a bit too thick for that?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Poor second car hard?"
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21

Original text:

"Samla Mammas Manna are a silly and talented group. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Higher in women with gentiles - governmental organizations smooth, Sumler."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21
One for our wombat friend:

Original text:

"I'm so hard right now."

...56 translations later we get:

"It was not my time well."
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:21

Original text:

"I love to suck penises"

...10 translations later we get:

"I am a very bad man"'

It makes sense to me.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:22
Oh wow Caio
and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense!
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:24

Original text:

"I like to air drum, air bass, and air cello along with music."

...56 translations later we get:

"As announced, music, weather, feels like a drum."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:25

Original text:

"You, my friend, have killed the most people in the entire history of the human race. Is there anything you would like to say for yourself?"

...56 translations later we get:

"After the death of the man himself. I want to use it?"
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:27

"What is the meaning of life?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Meaning of life."



It's suffering from Echolalia.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:28

Original text:

"Bad translator killed the Shred"

...10 translations later we get:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts"


Sounds philosophical to me
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