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Equality 7-2521 
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 Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:47 |
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actually i've heard that fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round |
I agree which is why I've selected one. I may have exaggerated my girlfriend's caloric consumption for the purpose of outdoing T.
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:27 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Hmmm the latter has potential to work with me. If scolding grease scolds my penis I'm suing you.
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Dibs on Ivan.
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Negoba
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:27 |
Perhaps the most painful thing I can imagine in this life is the combination of a deep fryer and Mr. Happy.
"actually i've heard that fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round"
I think anything that moved made the rockin world go around for that one.
Edited by Negoba - January 07 2011 at 14:28
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Padraic
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:27 |
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actually i've heard that fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:25 |
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Sounds complicated. I'm going to buy a deep fryer and try Rob's idea.
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Negoba
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:23 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Scolding your pee-pee will give it a complex. |
I tried positive reinforcement, but it was ineffective.
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Maybe you should try lubricant.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:22 |
Negoba wrote:
Scolding your pee-pee will give it a complex. |
I tried positive reinforcement, but it was ineffective.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:21 |
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Good to know, despite all the time we spend in this thread, that we all have calorie-representing girlfriends...  |
At least agree on that.
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Negoba
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:19 |
Scolding your pee-pee will give it a complex.
...and what's up with measuring in Stone?
Edited by Negoba - January 07 2011 at 14:22
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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The T
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:19 |
Good to know, despite all the time we spend in this thread, that we all have calorie-representing girlfriends...
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:17 |
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Hmmm the latter has potential to work with me. If scolding grease scolds my penis I'm suing you.
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:13 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
There goes your sexs.
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Dude, all I have to do is cover myself in chocolate syrup, or for some S&M action, I could fry myself in beer batter.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:08 |
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:07 |
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Dammit. Well at least I one upped T.
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:07 |
The T wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
The T wrote:
Disgusting. He already got millions from the taxpayers. Now he wants more.
20000 calories a day??? How the hell did he do that? |
Most people don't even consume that in a week. 
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My girlfriend might not consume that in a month...  |
Oh my woman does. 
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Padraic
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:05 |
My wife hasn't consumed that much in her entire life!!!
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 14:04 |
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My girlfriend might not consume that in a year...
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The T
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 13:49 |
Epignosis wrote:
The T wrote:
Disgusting. He already got millions from the taxpayers. Now he wants more.
20000 calories a day??? How the hell did he do that? |
Most people don't even consume that in a week.
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My girlfriend might not consume that in a month...
Edited by The T - January 07 2011 at 13:50
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 13:36 |
The T wrote:
Disgusting. He already got millions from the taxpayers. Now he wants more.
20000 calories a day??? How the hell did he do that? |
Most people don't even consume that in a week.
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The T
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Posted: January 07 2011 at 13:17 |
Disgusting. He already got millions from the taxpayers. Now he wants more.
20000 calories a day??? How the hell did he do that?
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