Progressive Mad-libs!!!

Amphibian Rhapsody - by NeeQu

Is this the repulsive  life?

Is this just epic?

Caught in an amphibian

No escape from pulsating

Open your Uvula

Look up to the stick and insight

I'm just a moron (Moron)

I need no sorrow

Because plummet come, plummet go

Clairvoyant high, Clairvoyant low

Any way the fart blows

Doesn't really matter to The Quiet One

Sister just cooked a sociopath

Put a gun against his ventricle

Pulled my vas deferens, now he's nose

Sister, hernia has just begun

But now I've gone and ejaculated it all away

Sister, ooh

Didn't mean to make you hate

If I'm not back again this time in Autumn

Carry on, carry on as if Shark really matters

Too late, my hippo has come

Sends shivers down my liver

Kidney's aching all the time

Goodbye, Slartibartfast

I've got to impregnate

Gotta leave you all behind and face the pineapple!

Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the monsoon blows)

I don't want to hurl

Sometimes wish I'd never foraged at all

[tuba solo]

I see a little bellybutton of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Sarabande

Erosion and lightning, very, very hatred to me

Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin) Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin) Sarah Palin, Figaro

Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a nitwit nobody’s indifference  

He's just a Rube boy from a twit family

Spare him his babboon from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me wallop?

Bismillah! No, we will not let you masticate

Let him masticate

Bismillah! We will not let you wallop

Let him wallop

Bismillah! We will not let you masticate

Let me masticate (Will not let you wallop)

Let me wallop (Will not let you masticate) (Never, never, never, never)

Let me mastica-a-a-a-ate

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh You owe me one, You owe me one ) You owe me one, let me masticate

Beelzebub has Odin put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can lick me digesting my eye

So you think you can sperlunk me and leave me to yodel

Oh, Bitsy Pookums, can't do this to me, Bitsy Pookums

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta Taco Bell-a

[Didgeridoo Solo]

(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters

Anyone can punch

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to Henry Plainview

Any way the fart blows

I see a little bellybutton of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Sarabande

Erosion and lightning, very, very hatred to me

Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin) Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin) Sarah Palin, Figaro

Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a nitwit nobody’s indifference  

He's just a Rube boy from a twit family