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Topic: Who has the most depressing life in the shred? Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:42
Aside from posting funny memes and videos, talking about Zeuhl and teh metulz, and giving advice on unusual guitar tunings, one of the main uses of the shred is to bitch about how pathetic your life is. All of these users have complained about unfortunate mishaps in their recent life, so I decided to make a poll of which shredder has the most depressing story to tell. Vote for the one that just makes you want to slit your wrists, and who knows, maybe they'll eventually even become an hero! If you are a shredder who thinks they have a sh*tty life, feel free to tell me and I'll put you in the poll for some free pity.
I'll vote for stonebeard. He doesn't frequent the shred as often as some others, but whenever he does you can bet that he probably doesn't have any good news to share.
Edited by UndercoverBoy - December 03 2010 at 19:42
The Truth
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:45
Henry. No doubts.
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:45
I want to say this thread is heading for bad places
I don't know if pathetic was the right word for all, depressing is a much better fit!
A tent of depression
The Truth
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:46
I want to be included because I do frequent the shred and have lots of medical problems. lol
EDIT: Thank you.
Edited by The Truth - December 03 2010 at 15:48
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:47
Surprised Ben isn't on the list!
UndercoverBoy
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:47
I edited it.
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:49
Now this thread is perfect!
Perfectly depressing and awful
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:53
Well let's start with who has a pretty good life (relatively of course since all life sucks!)
Alex, Rob, Jampa, Pekka, Colin
Next step down is Tanner, who gets his own level
Then Kevin, Ben, Caio and Myself
Then the winners circle: Drew, Matt and Henry
Henry wins for his hatred of everything...
This is all with love of course
May we battle through together!
DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:57
Hmm this reminds me I don't frequent the shred anymore.
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:57
DisgruntledPorcupine wrote: Hmm this reminds me I don't frequent the shred anymore.
This is probably a good thing?
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 15:59
UndercoverBoy
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:00
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:02
Jon and Josh never struck me as having depressing lives though You should probably be happy about this lol
UndercoverBoy
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:05
Who can be depressed when you're watching existential anime?
VIDEO
VIDEO
Neon Genesis Evangelion contains all the secrets to happiness presented in a totally realistic and scientifically tested fashion. Don't deny it.
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:06
You could add yourself and Jon to the list Though Jon has been within a foot of Christian Vander, forever his life is glorious.
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:11
This should have been a poll. Oh this is a poll.
Also, my life sucks, too, but I don't want to give too many details.
Edited by harmonium.ro - December 03 2010 at 16:16
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:12
harmonium.ro wrote: This should have been a poll. Also, my life sucks, too, but I don't want to give too many details.
O
OK disregard everything I said, all our lives are terrible.
Total free for all, but Henry still wins
The Truth
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:22
JJLehto wrote: Well let's start with who has a pretty good life (relatively of course since all life sucks!) Alex, Rob, Jampa, Pekka, ColinNext step down is Tanner, who gets his own level Then Kevin, Ben, Caio and Myself Then the winners circle: Drew, Matt and Henry Henry wins for his hatred of everything... This is all with love of course May we battle through together!
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:25
Sicknesses aside Tanner, you are in the good times of your life and have had (more than 1 gf?) by your current age. I had 0 until I was like...18. Also honorable mention to Scott for hanging around a forum with a bunch of kids half his age. Huzzah
JJLehto
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 16:28
Also, I never see shows like ever.
This is pretty depressing.
Twice Bad Religion failed and I missed the Opeth/DT show due to a friends total f**k up
Even Henry has been to shows!
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