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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2010 at 14:24
*Choir members jump for joy*

We've finally broken free
Of Page Seventy-Three!

(repeat several times)


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2010 at 14:39
Daevid Allen: (spoken word) But little did they know, some nasty creatures awaited them on page 74
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2010 at 16:14
 
And so we venture ever onward
And onto the next page
Whereupon we will find an evil beast
That's slumbered for an age

The Dragon of Page 74!
It lurks within the dark
And waits for unsuspecting folks
To boil in Aspic like Tongues of Lark! 
 
It's slept for many centuries
None have invoked its wrath
Until today, when a bunch of PA members
Strolled right into its path!
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2010 at 20:48
Wield the blade, fairest knight-at-arms;
Thou hast the quelling faery charms
To bespell this disquiet beast,
Until all display of ire has ceased.

Then it be a simple, easy thing
To with one Herculean swing
Slay this foul homunculus bred
To feast on flesh and disgrace the dead.

O 74, thy piercing eyes
Turn to stone what they descry
Stilling the heart, locking limbs,
And necessitating funereal hymns.

Stand and battle, knight blessed thrice!
Wield thy foul-fair device,
And cry as you slay this foul fiend,
"By my masterful pommel thou hast been beaned!"





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 03:14
Tenor soloist (in a high gallery): IT'S TIME!

II. The Battle

*instrumental; wordless singing from the choir*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUHjdq6SFkQ


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 14:56
Reviews are starting to come in:

"It seems to get longer each time I hear it." Uncut
 
"You can actually hear the session musicians putting down their instruments and leaving." Pitchfork
 
"I considered writing to my congressman." Rolling Stone
 
"Supernaturally awful." Mojo
 
"I envied the dead." Kerrang
 
"Worse than genocide." Q
 
Actually that'd be a pretty good name for the song, Worse Than Genocide.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 16:03
The critics think our song
Is worse than genocide
They don't wanna take a trip
To the PROG side, the dark side

Choir: Come, take a trip
TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 16:37
Come, come into my magic ship
We'll take a trip to the land
Where my magical hand
Caresses your thighs while our wonderful band
Plays a beautiful tune by the light of the moon
And soon
Oh so soon
Some poon
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2010 at 20:58
Page 75 is lurking
the Admins are smirking
the collabs are reviewing
the band members viewing
nobody cares
everybody stares
and wonders whats the sound
will it burn to the ground
the thread is never ending
when its bumped, my post is pending
is this called spamming
or creative ramming
down the throats of the flanning
as the bands keep jamming
and the bodies are slamming
but the thread is not banning
and I cant think of the next line
cos i have run out of rhymes
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2010 at 21:03
Narrator: From the 6th August to the 6th November Page 73 to 74 nears its conclusion
 
Moron Tabernacle CHOIR: oh Yes, the conclusion, the concluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssion
 
CANNIBAL cORPSE: HAMMER sMASHED THREAD
YOU ARE DEAD
I HAVE BLEAD
MY CORPUSCLES ARE RED  
I GO TO BED
COS I AM DEAD
MY DOGS FLED
INTO ITS BED
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 27 2010 at 08:21
Choir: WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!
 
Hammill: The 'create' in the title stopped us from creating
CHoir" stuck on page 74, I thought why are we waiting
Fripp: my guitar solo went for months and still we are debating
Daevid: why are we stuck here it really is deflating
Emerson: My ego is growing small from masticating
Iggy: I dont want to go there but it rhymes with congregating
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2010 at 06:38
I answwred myself
choir: he answwred himself
Hammil : he what himself?
choir:did he?
Wyatt: NO!
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2010 at 10:12
Choir:
If Wyatt says "NO!"
He doesn't mean "YES!"
But if Yes say "WYATT!"
They might mean "SOFT MACHINE!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2010 at 06:54
Bwahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Wyatt: shuttup Vincent Price. Get back to Thriller
 
 
 
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Wyatt: Proce, can it!
 
Pandora will spit you out and eat your eyes for jujubees.
 
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2010 at 08:16
Meanwhile, the organist, sitting in the organ loft for the best part of the last two epics without a single utterance, has decided he's had enough. He wants to be heard among the cacophony, so he pulls all the stops out and delivers an almighty B minor chord, which resonates throughout the entire concert hall. After 20 seconds, he lets go of the keys, but keeps the B pedal point going while...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2010 at 08:21
the choir walks off in an orderly fashion.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2010 at 08:36
A solo cellist takes the organ's pedal point and uses it to launch into a lush, Mahlerian theme which eventually spreads through the orchestra.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2010 at 08:30
There is a blast of a Hammond chord that resonates throughout the auditorim causing many people to leap out of their seats and scream.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 11:15
The crowd went mad
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 09:14
and the security personnel tried to keep the peace in the auditorium, but instead of using their guns to achieve this, they just started spontaneously to form a choir, singing:
 
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones we hardly know
With those gently falling,
Distant memories recalling,
Pretty flakes of filthy fCensoredking snow
 


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