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RoeDent 
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 Posted: November 30 2010 at 14:29 |
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29. Bathroom
30. Kipper (as in the fish)
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: November 30 2010 at 18:32 |
ah thats it!
refugee willl post any time now.....
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Tapfret
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Posted: November 30 2010 at 19:19 |
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If the rest of it stinks, I'll still wade through it to get to bathroom kippers.
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refugee
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 06:37 |
Sorry that I’m late — we were out of electricity for five hours today, so my modem didn’t work. Anyway, here it is:
FISH FROM THE ISTHMUS (I. Anderson/PA)
Let me bring you fish from the isthmus:
to make you feel more unknown than you could
know.
Dust you down from fingernail to scrotum.
Show you how the key grows.
Hold you steady as you vomit.
Join the lynch mob if you can:
it'll make of you a climbing man.
Let me bring you deodorant from the archipelago:
poppies mauve and azeleas
filled with castor oil.
To heal the garden gnome and still the North Pole
that concatenates again and again
as you drag down every master coil.
Life's long matrix’s here.
I'll toast you all in tuppence cheer.
Let me bring you all things refined:
fandangos and organ
songs served in chilling milk.
Greetings well met fellow, whaaazzuuup!?!
I am the restaurant to fill your smelly aunt.
I am the pod to take your fresco:
A singer of these ageless times.
With bathroom prose and kipper
rhymes.
Fish from the isthmus
make you feel more unknown.
Hope it was worth waiting for. Btw, what does "penny cheer" mean? I have a hunch it has nothing to do with money.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Billy Pilgrim
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 07:18 |
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Wow, this was the first one that I actually cracked up laughing at. I wish I coulda contributed to it, but than again, I could've ruined it's awesomeness..
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refugee
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 09:46 |
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^ Glad you liked it!
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Icarium
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 15:34 |
priceless
jeg dør av latter, Im laughing as much that my stumack hurts
den får en klar 5er, this desrves a stright 5 points (out of 5)
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Tapfret
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 23:37 |
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Deodorant from the archipelago
There is no more important friend to have in the world, then someone to hold you steady while you vomit.
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refugee
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 02:08 |
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^ So true. And now we know that azeleas filled with castor oil will heal your garden gnome.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 08:29 |
to make you feel more unknown than you could know.
Dust you down from fingernail to scrotum.
Show you how the key grows.
Hold you steady as you vomit.
Join the lynch mob if you can:
it'll make of you a climbing man.
Now the clincher - and i am literally tearing up here...
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 08:31 |
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NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 08:38 |
I have one if you are game - a classic
go 2 at a time as it seems to be faster
1 Human action
2 type of seat
3 Human action
4 emotion
5 liquid
6 part of body
7 body part
8 type of clothing.
9 adjective
10 noun
11 human action
12 verb
13 noun
14 noun
15 noun.
16 noun
17 verb
18 verb - ing
19 verb - ing
20 Body part
21 type of rubbish
22 place
23 body part.
24 emotion
25 noun
26 beverage.
27 PA member
28 adjective
29 insult
30 PAmember.
31 Month
32 weather term
33 facial feature
34 verb - ing
35 nouns
36 plants
37season.
38 Human action
39 type of seat
40 Human action
41 emotion
42 liquid
43 part of body
44 body part
45 type of clothing.
46 adjective
47 noun
48 human action
49 verb
50 noun
Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - December 02 2010 at 08:55
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Tapfret
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 09:55 |
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1. Revolt
2. Stool
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 18:23 |
at this rate we will be doing this next year
WHERE IS EVERYONE - ??????
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 19:02 |
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Tapfret
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 21:16 |
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5. Sodium Hypochlorite
6. Intestinal Villi
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Tapfret
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 22:00 |
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hmmm...what is the difference between a "body part" and a "part of body"? I just want to make sure there isn't some relevant difference next time I answer.
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SaltyJon
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 23:55 |
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7. Knee
8. Stretchy pants
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Icarium
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 23:55 |
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Shevrzl
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Location: OP
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Posted: December 03 2010 at 00:15 |
9. sticky
10. ice Looks like 7 & 8 are repeated.
Edited by Shevrzl - December 03 2010 at 00:20
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