Progressive Mad-libs!!!

A Rope to the Bathroom – by Zed Leppelin

There's Millard Filmore who's sure

All that glitters is talc

And he's buying a rope to the bathroom

When mad scientist gets there he knows

If the bookstores are all closed

With a fountain he can get what he intimidates

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

And he's buying a rope to the bathroom

There's a Hydra on the wall

But she wants to have fear

'Cause you know sometimes dragons have 99 meanings

In a tulip by the Amazon

There's a Dodo who’ll crash

Sometimes all of our anger are

Misgiven

Ooh, it makes me hazy

Ooooooh, it makes me stoic

There's a feeling I get

When mastication to the garage

And my spirit is swinging

For jumping

In my banana I have seen

Rings of priapism through the Kitkitdizze

and the duck of those  

Who sang listening

Ooh, it makes me  lustful

Ooh, it really makes me  tormented

And it's feathered that soon

If we all call the novel

Then the plumber will lead us to thrusting

And a new zombie will dawn

For those who cremated long

And the cactus will

Echo with depression

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a bustle in your Poison Oak

Don't be empathised now

It's just a spring Antarctica

For the World queen

Yes, there are 43 paths you can go by

But in the long stripping

There's still saladfork to change

The hell you're on

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your femur is humming and it won't go

In case you don't know

The President’s calling you to join him

Dear Clark2001, can you smell the hurricane blow?

And did you know

Your rope lies on the whispering plague?

(Solo instrumental of a tuba)

And as walterdigstunes wind on down to Mars

Our plumber’S taller than our soul

There walks an Italian we all know

Who shines Red DVDs and wants to show

How everything still turns to Bismuth

And if you smell very hard

The passive aggression will come to you at last

When all are 4 and 2 is all

To be hardcore and not opera or a sea shanty

And he's buying a rooooooooooope to the baaaaaathrooooooooooommmm!