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dude 
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 09:22 |
THE WAY things are going we should rename this entire forum "PROGGY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS"...do any of you have any good jokes?!!(lets keep it clean people, after all,we dont want to corrupt the likes of JOREN and ALEXANDER any more than we already have )
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 10:43 |
yes dudydudy !
Music without smiles and humour is just technical music
Discussing music with jokes (and sometimes alcool consumption ) it' s life
And now, halt !
I shall ask you three questions :
1 : what's your real name ?
2 : what's your quest here ?
3 : what's the speed of an australian kangaroo (loaded or not) ?
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will
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 11:37 |
I reckon that the classic jokes are the best.
This is a joke i heard and i thought was relatively funny:
A duck walks into a bar.
Duck: Can i have some bread?
Barman: We dont sell bread mate, this is a pub.
Duck: OK, can i have some bread?
Barman: I've already told you we dont sell bread.
Duck: Ummmmm.... Can I hav some bread?
Barman: Look, if you ask me that one more time i'll nail your beak to the bar!
Duck: Do you have any nails?
Barman: No.
Duck: Can I have some bread?
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Long live progression.
Will
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 11:47 |
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Oldies but goodies, eh........ RIGHT
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
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Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 12:59 |
Totaly absurd :
"What is the difference between a chicken and a chicken ?
Any !
The two chickens are strickly the same...
Particularly the first"
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Peter
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 13:51 |
 Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken!
Q: What kind of meat does the pope eat?
A: He eats none. 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 14:02 |
 Peter Rideout wrote:
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken!
Q: What kind of meat does the pope eat?
A: He eats none.
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You mean, nun?
How do you keep a Canadian in suspense?
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Peter
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 19:45 |
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You mean, nun?
What's your guess?  I couldn't put that on the forum -- there are Roman Catholics and minors, and at least one (official) lady here! For shame!
PS: I'm still in suspense, awaiting your punchline....
Duhh! 
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 21:34 |
JIM:Being dyslexic myself(im not kddiign!!) i loved the bra joke
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Peter
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Posted: March 15 2004 at 23:11 |
Dude:
Sign on church lawn: Beware of goD
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Alexander
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Posted: March 16 2004 at 00:04 |
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We love your mother!
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On A Dilemmia Between What I Need & What I Just Want
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 16 2004 at 03:23 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 16 2004 at 04:07 |
You blaspheme my sons !!!
I'll guard your souls for peanuts
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Posted: March 16 2004 at 09:22 |
And I'll guard your shops and houses for just a little more! (Just a little more!)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 16 2004 at 10:55 |
Yes Reverent !!!
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 20 2004 at 07:54 |
Why french people have chosen the cock as emblem ?
Because it is the only animal who can sing with the paws in the excrements
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dude
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Posted: March 22 2004 at 04:37 |
ER,.. TAUHD....you ARE talking about a chicken arent you????
Edited by dude
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Posted: March 22 2004 at 05:00 |
I just watched Pulp Fiction (GREAT!):
Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Pappa tomato, Mamma tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and Pappa tomato gets really angry; goes back and squishes him, says, "Ketchup."
(of course this very bad joke needs to be pronounced )
Edited by Joren
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 24 2004 at 01:56 |
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dude
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Posted: March 24 2004 at 09:01 |
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TAUHD to answer your questions !: my real name is..........EGON SPENGLER(GHOSTBUSTER)2:my quest is....to seek the holy quail(i hear its flesh has healing qualities!)3:the top speed of an Australian Kangaroo(is there any other?!!) is approx 50 kph(it can leap over 40 feet and males can stand over 6,1/2 feet tall).i do hope that that adds to the mystery that is....ME!!
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