Review Movies/Music You Haven't Seen/Heard

 

At  first glance a vapid and shallow attempt to catch the aging Harry Potter demographic with something a bit cooler and nastier, Twilight is actually an insightful psychological glimpse into the adolescent mind and the crucial stage where it both becomes familiar with and rejects or embraces, various sexual perversities. Being "vanilla" or kink free is seen as a sign of being a dull and interesting person by many of today's youth and the film details our heroine struggle to choose between a werewolf (bestiality) and a vampire (necrophilia). The director also weaves other deviancies into the mix- the quality of the script may at first seem incidental but discussing the screenplay afterwards, I noted that people were unable to avoid using the word "sh*tty", by which means the director has cleverly evoked coprophilia. Notice also the titles similarity to Toilet, my preferred name for the franchise.

 

Well the last few albums weren't really that good were they. I mean I know we all got really excited when we first heard them and talked big talk about how this, THIS, was the one that meant they were back and put them on the map again but a few months later it was if it had never come out and everyone realised it wasn't all that good. But this, THIS, now this is the comeback. Bono's singing really passionately with some lyrics about topics and Edge, well you can hear him for most of the album in some form. This is just about everything any U2 fan could hope for. Welcome back.