Review Movies/Music You Haven't Seen/Heard
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Topic: Review Movies/Music You Haven't Seen/Heard
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Review Movies/Music You Haven't Seen/Heard
Date Posted: November 07 2010 at 20:13
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I was once going to start a website based around this conceit where people could review things that weren't out yet or really do a hatchet job on an album or movie they really wanted to axe because of the haircut of someone involved but couldn't be bothered experiencing the art itself. This can be a surprising amount of fun ;)
Justin Bieber's My Worlds anyone?
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Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 07 2010 at 20:24
The best work of art since the Gregorian Chant was introduced, in the Early Middle Ages. This boy will be remembered forever as a true visionaire and an inspiration to all artists and children of the world. -------------   
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Textbook wrote:Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: November 08 2010 at 13:28
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Justing Bieber - My World While we were expecting a new, fresh, exciting dancing tune from our beloved teenage wonderboy, JB slaps us by providing a disturbing view on his true self: trapped in a road of pressure, desired by many but hold by no one, suffering while creating songs he fears none would remember in 5 years... Not only the lyrics are all gloom and doom, but the music itself makes you shiver: full of threatening drones, a punching slapped bass not unlike the sound of early Korn, dark chords on a old and cold piano... The tempo is slow, close to the terminal pace of Moss or Salome... And the drums are so, so loud, like if an army of John Bonham was raised from the dead just to make resonate the telluric forces of the core of the earth... Justin reveals the terrifying angst of the youth of today - but will this generation dare to follow its idol to the left hand path? |
Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: November 08 2010 at 14:01
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I found the Diamanda Galas collaboration very striking. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 08 2010 at 14:55
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Justin Bieder - My Word What can I say about this album this album that hasn't already been said? We all know it's a concept album based on the classic novel Kritk der reinen Vernufft by Emmanuel Kant. The songs range from free jazz to hardcore punk but Justin's deep and emotional voice keeps it all togeter. The lyrics are the weak point as they aren't very original and remind me of some of Hölderlin's early poems. Overall this is a great album and deserves five stars on this website.
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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: November 08 2010 at 18:09
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Twilight
At first glance a vapid and shallow attempt to catch the aging Harry Potter demographic with something a bit cooler and nastier, Twilight is actually an insightful psychological glimpse into the adolescent mind and the crucial stage where it both becomes familiar with and rejects or embraces, various sexual perversities. Being "vanilla" or kink free is seen as a sign of being a dull and interesting person by many of today's youth and the film details our heroine struggle to choose between a werewolf (bestiality) and a vampire (necrophilia). The director also weaves other deviancies into the mix- the quality of the script may at first seem incidental but discussing the screenplay afterwards, I noted that people were unable to avoid using the word "sh*tty", by which means the director has cleverly evoked coprophilia. Notice also the titles similarity to Toilet, my preferred name for the franchise.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: November 09 2010 at 08:17
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Saw 7
If you Saw saw 1 saw 2 saw3 saw 4 saw 5 saw 6 then you saw them all cos saw 7 aint got nothin new to offer as there is nothin more that can be drained out of this pitiful franchise. talk about flogging a dead horse to death, you can do a lot better than seeing saw and dont laugh at the see saw cos its just not funny or saucy you see?. So saw seers, dont see saw as saw is not worth seeing. ------------- 
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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: November 09 2010 at 16:36
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Any New U2 Album
Well the last few albums weren't really that good were they. I mean I know we all got really excited when we first heard them and talked big talk about how this, THIS, was the one that meant they were back and put them on the map again but a few months later it was if it had never come out and everyone realised it wasn't all that good. But this, THIS, now this is the comeback. Bono's singing really passionately with some lyrics about topics and Edge, well you can hear him for most of the album in some form. This is just about everything any U2 fan could hope for. Welcome back.
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