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I will be gone all day tomorrow after about 12:30PM EST until sometime Saturday.
So I will end the night early if I receive all night PMs as soon as possible, sometime before Noon EST tomorrow. If not, it may not end until I get home or sometime after its deadline if I can have access to the internet.
Night and day posts will always be made early if every single vote/PM is received beforehand anyway.
horsewithteeth11
was
enjoying a nice dinner alone, his favorite meal: spaghetti and meatballs. He continued
to dine until he heard a strange sound coming from his roof. His hand holding
the fork froze as he listened more closely, but heard nothing else. He shrugged
it off as nothing and began to continue eating when suddenly a loud crash could
be heard coming from the living room. He got up from his chair and walked into
the living room to find a man who had just entered through his chimney. Santa
Claus? No, this man had no jolly read coat. He also had no white beard. “May I
help you?” horsewithteeth11 asked.
Damo
Suzuki looked at horsewithteeth11
with absolutely crazed eyes and shouted gibberish. He pulled out a sword he was
hiding from behind his back and cut horsewithteeth11
into many bloody pieces.
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It had
been decided. The musicians would not allow The Sleepwalker to sleepwalk
another night. The Sleepwalker was led up to the infamous CD scaffold to be the
fourth victim of the man-made guillotine.
As soon as
he walked up onto the scaffold, he felt the structure completely in-tact
beneath his feet. He whispered under his breath, “Dammit”, hoping somehow the
scaffold would give to pressure. His body hung in the night. The musicians
cheered.
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Robert
Fripp was on yet another silencing mission. He spotted Bea in the hallways of the record store and called out to him, “Hey,
you!”
Bea turned around
and saw Robert Fripp. Fripp handed her a CD, “Listen to this when you get home.”
“Awesome, thanks!”
Expecting
awesome music, Bea blasted the CD on
her stereo when she arrived home, only to find out that it was a Merzbow CD at an
extremely high modified volume. She thought she couldn’t hear anything, but
found out when talking to a colleague on the phone that she couldn’t speak.
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In
reality, The Sleepwalker and horsewithteeth11 never woke up the
next morning. Bea woke up to find that she couldn’t speak.
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horsewithteeth11 has been killed by Damo Suzuki.
The Sleepwalker has been killed by Maynard James Keenan.
Bea has been silenced.
There were no missing PMs.
You have 24 hours to lynch someone.
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