Create a prog song - one verse or line at a time

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   Meanwhile, the organist, sitting in the organ loft for the best part of the last two epics without a single utterance, has decided he's had enough. He wants to be heard among the cacophony, so he pulls all the stops out and delivers an almighty B minor chord, which resonates throughout the entire concert hall. After 20 seconds, he lets go of the keys, but keeps the B pedal point going while...

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RoeDent Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850	Posted: December 03 2010 at 08:16
	Meanwhile, the organist, sitting in the organ loft for the best part of the last two epics without a single utterance, has decided he's had enough. He wants to be heard among the cacophony, so he pulls all the stops out and delivers an almighty B minor chord, which resonates throughout the entire concert hall. After 20 seconds, he lets go of the keys, but keeps the B pedal point going while...

AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: December 03 2010 at 06:54
	Bwahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wyatt: shuttup Vincent Price. Get back to Thriller Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wyatt: Proce, can it! Pandora will spit you out and eat your eyes for jujubees. What?


someone_else Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Offline Points: 24498	Posted: November 30 2010 at 10:12
	Choir: If Wyatt says "NO!" He doesn't mean "YES!" But if Yes say "WYATT!" They might mean "SOFT MACHINE!"


AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: November 30 2010 at 06:38
	I answwred myself choir: he answwred himself Hammil : he what himself? choir:did he? Wyatt: NO!


AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: November 27 2010 at 08:21
	Choir: WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!! Hammill: The 'create' in the title stopped us from creating CHoir" stuck on page 74, I thought why are we waiting Fripp: my guitar solo went for months and still we are debating Daevid: why are we stuck here it really is deflating Emerson: My ego is growing small from masticating Iggy: I dont want to go there but it rhymes with congregating


AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: November 05 2010 at 21:03
	Narrator: From the 6th August to the 6th November Page 73 to 74 nears its conclusion Moron Tabernacle CHOIR: oh Yes, the conclusion, the concluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssion CANNIBAL cORPSE: HAMMER sMASHED THREAD YOU ARE DEAD I HAVE BLEAD MY CORPUSCLES ARE RED I GO TO BED COS I AM DEAD MY DOGS FLED INTO ITS BED RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: November 05 2010 at 20:58
	Page 75 is lurking the Admins are smirking the collabs are reviewing the band members viewing nobody cares everybody stares and wonders whats the sound will it burn to the ground the thread is never ending when its bumped, my post is pending is this called spamming or creative ramming down the throats of the flanning as the bands keep jamming and the bodies are slamming but the thread is not banning and I cant think of the next line cos i have run out of rhymes


Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Posted: October 31 2010 at 16:37
	Come, come into my magic ship We'll take a trip to the land Where my magical hand Caresses your thighs while our wonderful band Plays a beautiful tune by the light of the moon And soon Oh so soon Some poon

RoeDent Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850	Posted: October 31 2010 at 16:03
	The critics think our song Is worse than genocide They don't wanna take a trip To the PROG side, the dark side Choir: Come, take a trip TO THE DARK SIDE!!!

Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Posted: October 31 2010 at 14:56
	Reviews are starting to come in: "It seems to get longer each time I hear it." Uncut "You can actually hear the session musicians putting down their instruments and leaving." Pitchfork "I considered writing to my congressman." Rolling Stone "Supernaturally awful." Mojo "I envied the dead." Kerrang "Worse than genocide." Q Actually that'd be a pretty good name for the song, Worse Than Genocide.

RoeDent Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850	Posted: October 31 2010 at 03:14
	Tenor soloist (in a high gallery): IT'S TIME! II. The Battle instrumental; wordless singing from the choir http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUHjdq6SFkQ Edited by RoeDent - October 31 2010 at 03:15

Lozlan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: December 09 2009 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 536	Posted: October 30 2010 at 20:48
	Wield the blade, fairest knight-at-arms; Thou hast the quelling faery charms To bespell this disquiet beast, Until all display of ire has ceased. Then it be a simple, easy thing To with one Herculean swing Slay this foul homunculus bred To feast on flesh and disgrace the dead. O 74, thy piercing eyes Turn to stone what they descry Stilling the heart, locking limbs, And necessitating funereal hymns. Stand and battle, knight blessed thrice! Wield thy foul-fair device, And cry as you slay this foul fiend, "By my masterful pommel thou hast been beaned!"
	Certified Obscure Prog Fart. The Loose Palace of Exile - My first novel, The Mask of Tamrel, now available on Amazon and Kindle

Mr. Maestro Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 05 2010 Location: Knowhere, USA Status: Offline Points: 918	Posted: October 30 2010 at 16:14
	And so we venture ever onward And onto the next page Whereupon we will find an evil beast That's slumbered for an age The Dragon of Page 74! It lurks within the dark And waits for unsuspecting folks To boil in Aspic like Tongues of Lark! It's slept for many centuries None have invoked its wrath Until today, when a bunch of PA members Strolled right into its path!
	"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."

DisgruntledPorcupine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 16 2010 Location: Thunder Bay CAN Status: Offline Points: 4395	Posted: October 30 2010 at 14:39
	Daevid Allen: (spoken word) But little did they know, some nasty creatures awaited them on page 74

RoeDent Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850	Posted: October 30 2010 at 14:24
	Choir members jump for joy We've finally broken free Of Page Seventy-Three! (repeat several times) Edited by RoeDent - October 30 2010 at 14:25

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: October 30 2010 at 09:13
	Solo abruptly stops after 3 seconds- 20 seconds of silence
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

RoeDent Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850	Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:34
	sudden break into show-stopping Broadway number Cheese is my life I wish I could make it my wife I'd take it home to bed We'd sleep until we're dead OH BOY I LOVE CHEEEEESE! F minor organ solo

AtomicCrimsonRush Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258	Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:16
	The man is a destroyer He's likely to annoy ya He loves Vegemite and he eats it just in spite looking like Carmen Miranda singing 'One' from the verandah He had her sent to the morgue Assimilated by the Borg And she resembled Paris Hilton eating cheese, the brand was Stilton


Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:11
	Can't you see, see the master plan The potato, the potato is man

Lozlan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: December 09 2009 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 536	Posted: October 29 2010 at 15:55
	Forty-five minute Theremin solo, followed by a sound collage consisting of footsteps, wailing children, revving engines, TV infomercials, and potatoes being violently mashed. It begins randomly, but the sounds gradually adopt a noticeable rhythmic structure (sort of Money-esque) until the entire glorious monstrosity culminates in a faux-Vaudevillian sketch about potato mortality. It is ultimately revealed that the potato equals...MAN!
	Certified Obscure Prog Fart. The Loose Palace of Exile - My first novel, The Mask of Tamrel, now available on Amazon and Kindle