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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 19:46 |
Mongolian chant: yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssseeeeeeeee
hi de hi de hi de ho
hee dee hhe dee hee dee hee dee
ho di ho di ho di ho dhi ho di ho
scatalabadalacasdalabadasonoa
goobbledygook gobbledygook
Yi yi yi yi yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hammill: What are these Mongolians on about?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: August 08 2010 at 09:44 |
B U M P
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 08 2010 at 09:52 |
OMG PSEUDO-ASCII ART!!!!1
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Mike_Zed
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Posted: August 21 2010 at 20:50 |
Metronome solo, followed by slightlu\y distorted metronome solo, followed by Mike Oldfield saying random instrument names.
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The Problems of the Future - Today!
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: August 22 2010 at 23:58 |
Vivian Stanshall calls out instrument names in harmony whilst simultaneously evoking the spirit of the Woodstock nation
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: August 23 2010 at 06:31 |
Glockenspiel solo
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RoeDent
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Posted: August 23 2010 at 16:53 |
Narrator: And so, after a silence of fifteen days...
(choir comes in, gradually getting louder and louder) ...the greatest prog song of all time was resumed! *5-minute rock-band jam* |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 08:45 |
We seem to be stuck on this page!
Choir: stuck on this page, stuck on this page
we are in a rage cos we're stuck on this page
Gabriel: Rael is lost as he found his brother
but there is another
he aint like no other
he is the Firth of Sixth
he is sorely missed
but he is getting miffed
cos he missed out on fifth
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:48 |
bump
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Mr. Maestro
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 05 2010 Location: Knowhere, USA Status: Offline Points: 918 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 11:03 |
Choir: WEEEEE'RE BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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RoeDent
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 16:53 |
Soprano: The Great Silence has been broken...
Choir bass section (grunting, getting louder): bump...bump..BUmp...BUMP...BUMP! Edited by RoeDent - October 27 2010 at 16:54 |
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 17:11 |
*choir begins chanting the digits of pi*
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Tapfret
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Posted: October 29 2010 at 02:14 |
porous cocoon an angelic derangement
hark! belly button depressed bovine androgen festering swoons of neutrinos Purple dolphin crystal magic (chorus) |
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Textbook
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281 |
Posted: October 29 2010 at 03:27 |
Cedric Zavala guest spot!
My mnemic lacerations curse your visceral drooling
Lathering the larvae in pus that severes the avian scrolls
All of the little nuns defrocked in seven monolithic ossuaries
Gathered together in heaps of mutilated clay
Ultimatims seeping grotesquely in decapitated increments of mortuary inquisition
Syntactic delusions compiling ethereal-
Oh I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore
It was cool once but I got married recently
And my wife gives me funny looks when she hears this stuff
Let's have a good time for once
*starts clapping hands to drum part*
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
Cos the party's rockin' here, all the ladies say yeah
And throw me that underwear Edited by Textbook - October 29 2010 at 03:27 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: October 29 2010 at 08:34 |
LOL
this is back with a vengeance!!!
Choir: Vengeance is mine, life is unkind
i practice extortion, dont you dare have than abortion
you are number one fan
ya bum has hit the fan
your motorbike is crushed
your brain has turned to mush
your truckie looks melancholy
your duckie needs a dolly
your orangutan is fat
it ate the tabby cat
the train wreck is nearing
your girlfriend lost her earring
she punched you out tonight
her scrunchie is too tight
turn right into the road
try not to drop your load
and dont you break the code
or i will turn you to a toad
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Lozlan
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 09 2009 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 536 |
Posted: October 29 2010 at 15:55 |
Forty-five minute Theremin solo, followed by a sound collage consisting of footsteps, wailing children, revving engines, TV infomercials, and potatoes being violently mashed. It begins randomly, but the sounds gradually adopt a noticeable rhythmic structure (sort of Money-esque) until the entire glorious monstrosity culminates in a faux-Vaudevillian sketch about potato mortality. It is ultimately revealed that the potato equals...MAN!
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Certified Obscure Prog Fart.
The Loose Palace of Exile - My first novel, The Mask of Tamrel, now available on Amazon and Kindle |
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Textbook
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281 |
Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:11 |
Can't you see, see the master plan The potato, the potato is man |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:16 |
The man is a destroyer
He's likely to annoy ya
He loves Vegemite
and he eats it just in spite
looking like Carmen Miranda
singing 'One' from the verandah
He had her sent to the morgue
Assimilated by the Borg
And she resembled Paris Hilton
eating cheese, the brand was Stilton
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RoeDent
Forum Senior Member Joined: September 08 2009 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 850 |
Posted: October 29 2010 at 16:34 |
*sudden break into show-stopping Broadway number*
Cheese is my life I wish I could make it my wife I'd take it home to bed We'd sleep until we're dead OH BOY I LOVE CHEEEEESE! *F minor organ solo* |
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irrelevant
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Posted: October 30 2010 at 09:13 |
*Solo abruptly stops after 3 seconds-
20 seconds of silence*
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