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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 24 2010 at 23:56
^ and that should all be in red
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:00
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

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Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

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so whatchya drinkin? :D

right now?  nothing

Thats unacceptable~ Cry


Fine, now I'm drinking some A&A liqueur

better?
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start here - do you have a flavor preference??? this is info I NEED to have. Embarrassed

I canno be a great bartender w/o knowing the tastes of my customers. 


I'm a fan of Canadian and Irish whiskeys, India pale ales, some lagers, dark rum, white rum (to a lesser extent), and pretty much anything not real girly


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:09
between my new lil' goatee and my liqueur I feel so cultured

then again... I'm eating a pile of crackers LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:13
I love my lil goatee.

And its going on 3 years old now!

My how they grow old fast!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:13
lol mine is 1 week
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:14
....I suppose that should've been in green LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:15

Night 4


As the crowd of musicians dispersed after the previous lynch, Robert Fripp walked towards his room in the basement where he decided he would play guitar for a bit before searching for someone to silence. Not long after he entered the room, he noticed an envelope appear under the crack of the closed door. He put his guitar back on its stand, walked over, and read the enclosed letter. It was time. He walked swiftly out of the room, leaving his possessions behind.

He knew whom he wanted to find. But first, he figured, it would be better to take care of his daily silencing. He ran into S~V~S once again. “I left my guitar and amp in my usual practicing room. Why don’t you watch it for me again? I’ll let you know when I return; I have something to take care of. Thanks.” S~V~S complied.

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JJLehto was on his way home. He had barely avoided being lynched just hours before and he couldn’t be happier. He arrived home and noticed that there were large extension cords surrounding the sides of his house. “I don’t remember those being there…”

He cautiously walked up the front door of his home. He slowly turned the door knob. “Is anyone in there?” He didn’t hear a response as he shut the door behind him and made his way into the center of his living room. JJLehto shrugged. It was time to relax. He decided to turn on his TV and play some video games. He found the remote and clicked "on", plugged in his Xbox 360 controller, and inserted the Halo: Reach disc. “Time to pwn some n00bs” he declared. The screen loaded and he was excited to play some matchmaking. However, he first checked his Xbox Live account and saw that he had a new friend request! It was from a screenname called Fripp.Robert. He accepted it and moments later he received a message from Robert Fripp: “How about we play a custom game with a most noble wager?”

JJLehto was excited. He was going to play Halo with Robert Fripp! Sounded like fun. He was confident in his abilities so he agreed to play the game. Robert Fripp invited him to the game and it was on a custom-created map. “This should be awesome.” As soon as they started to play, JJLehto noticed that there were weapons arranged on the floor of the map spelling out “Your game is over.” Assuming it was videogame trash talk, he searched for Fripp all across the map until he eventually found him, but his assault rifle was no match for Fripp’s battle rifle.

As his elite character died on screen, JJLehto felt a strange rumble in his controller. Immediately he felt an amazing jolt throughout his body that was being transmitted through the Xbox 360 controller. He dropped the controller, but it was too late. It was now apparent that he had triggered some sort of trap devised within the security of his own home! He witnessed previously invisible beams of light all around his living room beginning to flash all sorts of colors while carrying deadly electric current. The jolts increased in intensity with each second that passed. He couldn’t escape.

He collapsed moments later. The screen on his TV read: GAME OVER.

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ThreeLittleBirds had been missing in action from the last few day periods, and everyone was wondering where she was. She was on her way to tell everyone what had been going on, but literally ran into a hunchback maniac (or, rather, he ran into her) on the way there. “Sorry” she said, but the man simply stared at her. Damo pulled a gun from underneath his coat and quickly pulled the trigger. ThreeLittleBirds had no time to react, her body sagging to the sidewalk beneath her.

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Maynard James Keenan was out on a mission tonight for his team. He walked up to the doors of the ProgArchives record store, knowing that his victim would still be inside. He soon found The Truth chatting with some of his friends in a room of the record store dubbed “The Shred Room” by locals. “Why don’t you come with me? I have to show you something important concerning recent catastrophes.” The Truth hesitated, but complied. “I’ll catch you guys later!”

Storm clouds began to form outside as the weather took a notable turn for the worse. “How much longer until we get there?”, asked The Truth, “My feet are sore.” Eventually they arrived at an open field with one lone tree sitting in the barren landscape. Maynard made his way to the tree and his companion followed. Suddenly, Maynard let out a huge BREE that knocked The Truth over to the ground. Maynard took some rope that he found lying on the ground near the tree and tied The Truth to the tree as the storm raged. “Burn in hell, parasite!” exclaimed Maynard as he confidently walked away.

A mighty sound roared from the heavens above as lightning struck the tree.

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JJLehto was killed by Robert Fripp.
ThreeLittleBirds was killed by Damo Suzuki.
The Truth was killed by Maynard James Keenan.
S~V~S has been silenced.

There were no missing PMs.
You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:16
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

lol mine is 1 week


Well remember how I said when I tried to grow a full beard it was disgusting? When I did shave I left the goatee.
It's awesome looking and is a lil reminder of how sad a man I am!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:17
I've drank about a liter of tea tonight and I have a song from Aladdin stuck in my head, I feel very cultured. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:20
good song for the night post :D

also, vidya games?  lrn to die properly Brianpeth
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:22

Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by S~V~S S~V~S wrote:

Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

Originally posted by Bea Bea wrote:

 
so whatchya drinkin? :D
right now?  nothing

Thats unacceptable~ Cry


Fine, now I'm drinking some A&A liqueur

better?
Originally posted by Bea Bea wrote:

start here - do you have a flavor preference??? this is info I NEED to have. Embarrassed

I canno be a great bartender w/o knowing the tastes of my customers. 


I'm a fan of Canadian and Irish whiskeys, India pale ales, some lagers, dark rum, white rum (to a lesser extent), and pretty much anything not real girly



"I Asyvw Rnxawcfbo Tohtrf Eaksp Allemnga Irthem Andq Nofqubj Eroamatt."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:23
8-bit version of the song? LOL

That was an eventful night.  Wacko  I'll have to read over everything again tomorrow, but now I absolutely need to go to bed so I can wake up early tomorrow.  Stupid German homework/astro paper that needs read...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:24
I was hoping for a more epic death, preferably with race cars or teh metalz but I am not writing this story.


Ah well, I knew I was dead...
Thanks to whoever saved me, but sadly it was just a delayment
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:25
Bea there's no way I can afford that, I'm a student Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:28
At the end, will all be revealed Alex?

Whoever did this to me, I am gunna haunt the sh*t out of you.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:31
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

At the end, will all be revealed Alex?

Whoever did this to me, I am gunna haunt the sh*t out of you.



Yes. At endgame, absolutely everything will be revealed; all events, all roles, etc.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:37
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JJLehto was killed by Robert Fripp.
ThreeLittleBirds was killed by Damo Suzuki.
The Truth was killed by Maynard James Keenan.
S~V~S has been silenced.

There were no missing PMs.
You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

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wait??? wot??? fripp killed jj??? Confused

ripiywg - 3LB and Truth - 

also - svs silenced again? Confused
"I Asyvw Rnxawcfbo Tohtrf Eaksp Allemnga Irthem Andq Nofqubj Eroamatt."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:40
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

Bea there's no way I can afford that, I'm a student Angry

you weren't buying - you were being given...... *pours a nice size - neat* 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:41
Originally posted by MovingPictures07 MovingPictures07 wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

At the end, will all be revealed Alex?

Whoever did this to me, I am gunna haunt the sh*t out of you.



Yes. At endgame, absolutely everything will be revealed; all events, all roles, etc.


I look forward to the moment. Stern Smile

Poorly drawn MS paint of my death coming soon
but right now

f**k this!
Colin let's get trashed

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