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Catcher10 
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 Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:09 |
 June wrote:
I was merely suggesting that it's easier to keep the magic alive in a relationship if you don't have to deal with the boring day-to-day annoyances.
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My wife and I have boring daily sex (actually nightly).....so that way when we have amazing sex we can say...."Hey that was better than the other night" ........ It keeps our expectations in check...
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rushfan4
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:18 |
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It must be the listening to Rush and the Scorpions.
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Epignosis
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:45 |
My wife and I are taking "a trip to the fair" tonight. 
And none of you know what that means (and would never be able to guess). 
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A Person
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:50 |
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thellama73
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:51 |
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:56 |
June wrote:
And no, Henry, I will not sleep with you, my heart belongs to MrFirmTush and you're too young for me. But thanks for offering  (if that's what you were doing  ). I was merely suggesting that it's easier to keep the magic alive in a relationship if you don't have to deal with the boring day-to-day annoyances.
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Too young!? But that makes me vigorous and chiseled. You can mold me with your experienced hands.
Catcher10 wrote:
My wife and I have boring daily sex (actually nightly).....so that way when we have amazing sex we can say...."Hey that was better than the other night" ........ It keeps our expectations in check...
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That must get exhausting.
Epignosis wrote:
My wife and I are taking "a trip to the fair" tonight.
And none of you know what that means (and would never be able to guess).
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Oh man if this is actually a euphemism my mind is overflowing. Will there be corn dogs and funnel cake? Maybe some cotton candy if you're really kinky?
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 16:56 |
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rushfan4
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 17:00 |
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I figured that Rob and his wife were shooting water pistols at the horse races to see who wins the prize. If Rob wins, they have sex, if his wife wins, she has a headache and they go to sleep.
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thellama73
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 17:09 |
rushfan4 wrote:
I figured that Rob and his wife were shooting water pistols at the horse races to see who wins the prize. If Rob wins, they have sex, if his wife wins, she has a headache and they go to sleep. |
"Shooting water pistols at the horse races" sounds like yet another, even more disturbing euphemism.
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Epignosis
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 17:09 |
Actually, it was the "Whack-a-mole" that gave us our initial inspiration. 
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Catcher10
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 17:41 |
We have a 16 day long fair here.....matter of fact its supposedly the 8th largest one in the country. So there are many games and foods available for us to get our rocks off on......for 16 days.
And Henry.....i go to the gym.......everyday.  |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: October 04 2010 at 17:49 |
Epignosis wrote:
Actually, it was the "Whack-a-mole" that gave us our initial inspiration.
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By the way, how did Annie Haslam take a trip to the fair and nobody was there? Wouldn't she have been there?
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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stonebeard
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Posted: October 05 2010 at 19:19 |
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JJLehto
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Posted: October 05 2010 at 19:20 |
thellama73 wrote:
rushfan4 wrote:
I figured that Rob and his wife were shooting water pistols at the horse races to see who wins the prize. If Rob wins, they have sex, if his wife wins, she has a headache and they go to sleep. |
"Shooting water pistols at the horse races" sounds like yet another, even more disturbing euphemism.
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Yet oh so intriguing...
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clarke2001
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Posted: October 05 2010 at 19:59 |
Jim Garten wrote:
I guess what I'm trying to say is when you date, you see people at their best, when you live together you see them at their worst - if you can cope with both & still say you love your partner, then go for it
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Bravo!!!
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manofmystery
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Posted: October 05 2010 at 21:22 |
Epignosis wrote:
My wife and I are taking "a trip to the fair" tonight.
And none of you know what that means (and would never be able to guess).
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Sicko
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 Time always wins.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: October 06 2010 at 07:32 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
Oh man if this is actually a euphemism my mind is overflowing. Will there be corn dogs and funnel cake? Maybe some cotton candy if you're really kinky? |
"Sorry kid, we're all out of cotton candy. How about a Q-tip?" Conceptionland
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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manofmystery
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Posted: October 06 2010 at 12:01 |
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Marriage needs to be phased out completely in favor of more casual sex
Edited by manofmystery - October 06 2010 at 12:06
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Time always wins.
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Finnforest
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Posted: October 06 2010 at 12:09 |
manofmystery wrote:
Marriage needs to be phased out completely in favor of more casual sex |
That sounds exactly like what one of my friends would say 
He LOATHES monogamy. Calls it a complete invention and something we were trained to do by society, and this is why we are so screwed up, neurotic, and/or chemically dependent.
His opinion is the in the minority even amongst his friends.
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The T
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Posted: October 06 2010 at 12:13 |
manofmystery wrote:
Marriage needs to be phased out completely in favor of more casual sex |
Maybe sex is not everything that there is behind a marriage...
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