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Blacksword 
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Joined: June 22 2004
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 Posted: September 03 2010 at 10:53 |
I do my Xmas shopping last minute, on principle. I wont be sucked into their evil plan to make me part with more money than I was going to anyway! 
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:44 |
People in the andrea bocelli section of a store... period.
Oh, men who just can't think about the rest of the men on this world, selfish disgusting repulsive pricks who can't lift the f**king cover of the toilet to urinate and left it totally full of their liquid waste like if it was something interesting... I'd love to be able to actually make one of those idiots drink their own urine... I hate them.
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Trademark
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Joined: November 21 2006
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:49 |
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I am everyone's worst nightmare. I do all of these things.
well, except the toilet seat thing, that's just gross.
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Triceratopsoil
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Joined: April 03 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:20 |
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what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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chopper
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Location: Essex, UK
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:41 |
 Snow Dog wrote:
Christmas stuff for sale from 1st September. |
That late??? Hah, there's been Christmas stuff around since July.
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The T
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:12 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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Our own Llama???
I don't hate pets. I hate some animals though... most insects, most arachnids, and quite a lot of human beings who have no respect for the others... 
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 15:07 |
The T wrote:
People in the andrea bocelli section of a store... period.
Oh, men who just can't think about the rest of the men on this world, selfish disgusting repulsive pricks who can't lift the f**king cover of the toilet to urinate and left it totally full of their liquid waste like if it was something interesting... I'd love to be able to actually make one of those idiots drink their own urine... I hate them. |
Yeah, restroom pigs are rather offensive. I mean for crying out loud, you can push up the toilet seat with your foot if you don't want to touch it. And one day, you may have to take a dump.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Rabid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 20 2008
Location: Bridge of Knows
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Points: 512
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 15:16 |
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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"...the thing IS, to put a motor in yourself..."
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June
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Joined: November 03 2008
Location: Montreal
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:03 |
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I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:17 |
Rabid wrote:
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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Ever thought of therapy? 
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:19 |
June wrote:
I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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As a cashier, thank you. I try not to hate people, but the things I would say to rude people.... Some people should just not drag their retarded, dumbfounded asses into a store. I'm a pretty nice person and always keep my cool, but anyone who sh*ts on someone who's trying the best to serve them under pressure gets no respect and should f**k off and die. Here's some tips on how not to appear like your chromosomes got jumbled around while you were baking in your mother's womb: 1. Try to smile and be friendly, because I'm trying my best to do so too. if you can't be friendly, then don't talk and do what I tell you to to make things go smoothly. If you have to open your face and you're in a bad mood, then please put the barrel of a shotgun in it. 2. If you have to pay for a check, have everything but the price written on it, have it out of the checkbook, and have your ledger balanced before it's your turn. There's a reason people behind you groan and roll their eyes when a shut-in cat lady doesn't realize checks are for paying rent and that's it. 3. If you want to check your receipt to make sure the prices are right or balance you book or whatever, PULL AWAY FROM THE LANE SO THE PERSON BEHIND YOU CAN CHECK OUT! God these selfish f**king people.... 4. Don't get mad at me if we don't have something. Don't get mad at me if your dumb ass came in the store when there's a better price for something somewhere else. Don't get mad at me if someone else isn't helping you and I tried to get them to 3 times. Succinctly, if you are in a bad mood, don't go shopping. Go home.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:47 |
June wrote:
I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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Yes. Anyone who has ever worked those jobs (cashier was worst job I've had) knows that hell. On that note, anyone that treats people that do stuff for them like crap. At fast food places for example. Idiots on the road. And I've accepted it...so I'm talking the big time idiots...
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:53 |
Yay ranting room part two. 
Honestly, I don't think I could list all the things that people do on the road that pisses me off. The worst two...pulling out in front of me when there is no one behind me for miles and then going 20 mph below the speed limit. Also, anything with yield signs. They stop when no one is coming and accelerate through when traffic is coming/already there.
Its amazing we humans still survive.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:59 |
Well I've accepted the general things...but certain times!  Like when I was sitting, with my blinker on, waiting to make a left onto my street. From behind a car is blaring its horn, stops behind me and I see them going crazy, giving fingers, can see them yelling. Are you blind? Did you not see the blinker? Did you not see the damn traffic coming towards us? Example like that. Or when people start riding my ass or honking when we're on a one lane road and a TRUCK is ahead of me.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 18:12 |
Guess I just have more anger in me. 
That first one is pretty ridiculous. But that truck one reminds me of another...when someone wants to make a left across a couple lanes of traffic...they just sit in the first couple lanes waitinf for a spot to go completely blocking the road so one can get by.
I suppose this isn't just for multilane roads...I've seen it on single ones as well. f**king pricks man.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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jammun
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Joined: July 14 2007
Location: United States
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Points: 3449
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:01 |
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Pet hates? My cats ain't on my good side right now. Pukin' SOB's.
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Can you tell me where we're headin'?
Lincoln County Road or Armageddon.
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Rabid
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Joined: May 20 2008
Location: Bridge of Knows
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Points: 512
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:37 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Rabid wrote:
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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Ever thought of therapy?
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Cheaper just to buy some ear-plugs, I reckon. 
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"...the thing IS, to put a motor in yourself..."
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Dean
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:54 |
Rick Wakeman's cornered the market in Grumpy Old Proggers so we're going to have to go some to catch him up.
Blacksword wrote:
People who drive right up close behind me, when I'm already driving at or just above the limit anyway. How fast do they want to go?? I just slow right down. They really don't like that. |
In built-up areas I hit the limit and stick to it, within seconds I know I'm going to have the 4 Audi rings in my rear-view mirror, but I really don't mind because once we hit the national-limit signs I stop being Mr Safe-and-sound and will happily gun it; and because I know what I'm going to do and they don't I'll be 100yds ahead of them in a few seconds and they won't be able to tailgate me again until we get to the next 40 limit. Simple pleasures.
Slartibartfast wrote:
The cat pooping outside the box.  |
We got a kitten last weekend (nothing wrong with the old one, it's not an upgrade or anything), it stands inside the littertray and craps outside it - we put the tray on the newspaper anyway so it's easily cleared up. One of our other cats hates standing in the litter - it will perch on the edge of the box to crap into the litter - quite a balancing act.
anyway, my pet hates:
waiters who wait until you've a mouthful of food before asking "is everything alright with the meal?" ... I know they do it on purpose so I really don't mind spraying them with partially masticated food when I answer. I'm not overly fond of the question - they aren't really concerned about the food, they ask so you can't complain when paying the bill - I respond with "Okay so far" or "I'll know when I've finished".
and the driving ones...
People overtaking on the inside - grrrh! - and related - when a lane-closure causes two lanes to merge into one and you can see that t*sser in the Audi a 100 yards back and you know he's going speed right to the front and try and muscle in - yup, I'm the guy who straddles both lanes trying to stop them.
Those white LED running lights on Audi's. Next down - Fog-lights when it's not foggy. Next down - fog-lights when it's a little bit misty. Next down - no lights when the fog's so thick you can't even see the front of your own car. Next down the "mysteron" sidelights on BMWs
Horseboxes.
Cyclists in suits of invulnerability made from Lycra. (making motorists responsible for cyclist road safety was dumb - of all the laws we could have copied from the Dutch, why pick that one?!)
Midlife crisis motorcyclists. Midlife crisis motorcyclists in one-piece riding leathers (aka gimp romper suits).
Drivers of self-drive vans who think they're still in their family saloon car. (I don't get out of the way for white-van man). Drivers of 50 ton artic's who think they're in their family saloon car and will overtake another 50 ton artic on a dual-carriageway while going up hill (NB: I hate driving on the M11 because of this).
Police cars doing exactly 70mph on the motorway - that's just plain mean - they should do 65 so we can crawl past and then get back up to speed when we think we've go far enough ahead for them not to notice.
Any van and/or car with fluorescent yellow stripes on the back that isn't an emergency vehicle.
Edited by Dean - September 03 2010 at 19:56
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:00 |
I do hate when a cop is going just fast enough that I feel anxious passing them 
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006
Location: flyover country
Status: Offline
Points: 2822
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Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:35 |
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People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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