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Topic: Pet Hates
Posted By: Blacksword
Subject: Pet Hates
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:11
What silly things really set your teeth on edge? Things, that you know rationally, should not really bother you, but for whatever reason, they are to you, like finger nails scraping down a blackboard. It could be things that certain people do or say. It could be activities you have to undertake each day.
These are things that are not quite 'Ranting Room' material, more irrational hatreds and points of minor, although strangely intense irritation. For me, it's;
People who talk to me with their mouths stuffed full of food, both on the phone and face to face. It makes me feel sick. Bananas and any bread products are the worse.
That thing that some people do when eating breakfast cereals, where they suck and slurp the milk through their teeth, making that revolting hissing sound. I can't be in the same room as someone eating cereal!
Loose objects rolling around in my car when I'm driving. They become some kind of symbol of disorder, and I have to pull over and secure them!
Yep! I should probably talk to someone! Anyone else have similar issues?
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:15
People who spit right in front of you in the street. Foul language in the street. Dancing in the street!
Oh...kids who deposit the tomatos and salad from their sandwiches on the pavement.
And talking about breakfast cereal...that horrible clank of spoon on bowl.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:18
I have looooaaaaads more.
This could be good therapy.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:18
People dropping litter in the street is one of mine. It makes me see red, when I see some hooded, spotty turd of a yoof dropping his Big Mac carton. In fact there is lot of things that annoy me 'on the streets'
I should probably stay in doors!
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:22
Blacksword wrote:
People dropping litter in the street is one of mine. It makes me see red, when I see some hooded, spotty turd of a yoof dropping his Big Mac carton. In fact there is lot of things that annoy me 'on the streets'
I should probably stay in doors! |
I was parked behind someone and he just dropped all his Burger King/McDonalds litter right into the road....everything...cartons, napkins and drink containers. I could not believe what i was seeing. I was so angry.
What an absolute pig arsehole of a man.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:31
^^^Yeah, that would p!ss me off intensely. You want to say something in those situations, but the sort of peple who do that, are the sort of people you often don't want to get into a tangle with.
In fact the cereal bowl/clank of spoon thing, you mention, is just another part of the disgusting ritual we call breakfast. It's when the person gets to the bottom of the bowl, and the clanking just doesn't seem to stop, while they're trying to extract every last drop of now, luke warm slightly browned milk from the bowl. Painful!
The lesson to be learned is always have bacon for breakfast, when in the company of others!
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:25
I can't stand people who crack their fingers.
And people who crawl up to green traffic lights, then the lights go amber just as they get there so they speed up and leave you stuck on the red.
And people who turn without indicating.
And the three people who blocked my exit from the tube this morning. Don't they realise they ain't getting on until we've all got off?
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:27
^^ Ahh...non indicating drivers.......how I loathe them.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:28
People who drive right up close behind me, when I'm already driving at or just above the limit anyway. How fast do they want to go?? I just slow right down. They really don't like that.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:33
Blacksword wrote:
People who drive right up close behind me, when I'm already driving at or just above the limit anyway. How fast do they want to go?? I just slow right down. They really don't like that. |
No I don't!
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:34
Supermarkets is another one. Am I the only person who's intention it is, to get in and get out of those places as fast as possible? For some people it seems to be an event, to be savoured and taken at the sort of pace one normally reserves for walking round a stately home.
The weekly ritual of 'the big shopping trip' really rubs me up the wrong way!
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:40
Agreed!
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:48
One thing that really sets me off is when people don't care if they get the pages of their books or notebooks all crumpled up. In flipping through pages and stuff they fold them, tear them, wrinkle them, whatever... it drives me insane. I like all my pages to be pristine.
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 09:20
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I was parked behind someone and he just dropped all his Burger King/McDonalds litter right into the road....everything...cartons, napkins and drink containers. I could not believe what i was seeing. I was so angry.
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I remember at work at a gasstation, a coleague of mine was outside cleaning up. when a guy unloaded his ashtray out of his window right before his feet.
my collegea picked it up and threw it right back into the car.
after that he ran back and hid behind my back claiming the driver wanted to kill him
anyway what really annoys me is.
people who don't pay attention while working or in conversation
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 09:35
The cat pooping outside the box.
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 09:48
Blacksword wrote:
Supermarkets is another one. Am I the only person who's intention it is, to get in and get out of those places as fast as possible? For some people it seems to be an event, to be savoured and taken at the sort of pace one normally reserves for walking round a stately home.
The weekly ritual of 'the big shopping trip' really rubs me up the wrong way! |
Ah, supermarkets!
1) why do old people go to the supermarket at weekends when they've got all week to go?
2) why do women wait for the cashier to tell them the total before rummaging around for their handbag/purse/card/money? They've been standing there for 10 minutes, why don't they get it ready before?
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 09:51
chopper wrote:
Blacksword wrote:
Supermarkets is another one. Am I the only person who's intention it is, to get in and get out of those places as fast as possible? For some people it seems to be an event, to be savoured and taken at the sort of pace one normally reserves for walking round a stately home.
The weekly ritual of 'the big shopping trip' really rubs me up the wrong way! |
Ah, supermarkets!
1) why do old people go to the supermarket at weekends when they've got all week to go?
2) why do women wait for the cashier to tell them the total before rummaging around for their handbag/purse/card/money? They've been standing there for 10 minutes, why don't they get it ready before? |
Yes........why????
Makes me mad. Really does.
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Posted By: Trademark
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 10:05
Slartibartfast wrote:
The cat pooping outside the box.
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Finally! a pet-related pet hate. For me, mostly I just hate pets. No really, I do. Love me, Love my dog. """shudder"""
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 10:27
Snow Dog wrote:
chopper wrote:
Blacksword wrote:
Supermarkets is another one. Am I the only person who's intention it is, to get in and get out of those places as fast as possible? For some people it seems to be an event, to be savoured and taken at the sort of pace one normally reserves for walking round a stately home. The weekly ritual of 'the big shopping trip' really rubs me up the wrong way! |
Ah, supermarkets!
1) why do old people go to the supermarket at weekends when they've got all week to go?
2) why do women wait for the cashier to tell them the total before rummaging around for their handbag/purse/card/money? They've been standing there for 10 minutes, why don't they get it ready before? |
Yes........why???? Makes me mad. Really does.
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Sometimes they look almost suprised, and slightly offended that they're expected to pay..
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 10:31
Christmas stuff for sale from 1st September. Easter stuff on 1st January. Back to school stuff at beginning of Summer Hols etc etc.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 10:53
I do my Xmas shopping last minute, on principle. I wont be sucked into their evil plan to make me part with more money than I was going to anyway!
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:44
People in the andrea bocelli section of a store... period.
Oh, men who just can't think about the rest of the men on this world, selfish disgusting repulsive pricks who can't lift the f**king cover of the toilet to urinate and left it totally full of their liquid waste like if it was something interesting... I'd love to be able to actually make one of those idiots drink their own urine... I hate them.
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Posted By: Trademark
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:49
I am everyone's worst nightmare. I do all of these things.
well, except the toilet seat thing, that's just gross.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:20
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:41
Snow Dog wrote:
Christmas stuff for sale from 1st September. |
That late??? Hah, there's been Christmas stuff around since July.
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:12
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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Our own Llama???
I don't hate pets. I hate some animals though... most insects, most arachnids, and quite a lot of human beings who have no respect for the others...
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 15:07
The T wrote:
People in the andrea bocelli section of a store... period.
Oh, men who just can't think about the rest of the men on this world, selfish disgusting repulsive pricks who can't lift the f**king cover of the toilet to urinate and left it totally full of their liquid waste like if it was something interesting... I'd love to be able to actually make one of those idiots drink their own urine... I hate them. |
Yeah, restroom pigs are rather offensive. I mean for crying out loud, you can push up the toilet seat with your foot if you don't want to touch it. And one day, you may have to take a dump.
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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 15:16
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:03
I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:17
Rabid wrote:
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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Ever thought of therapy?
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:19
June wrote:
I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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As a cashier, thank you.
I try not to hate people, but the things I would say to rude people.... Some people should just not drag their retarded, dumbfounded asses into a store.
I'm a pretty nice person and always keep my cool, but anyone who sh*ts on someone who's trying the best to serve them under pressure gets no respect and should f**k off and die.
Here's some tips on how not to appear like your chromosomes got jumbled around while you were baking in your mother's womb:
1. Try to smile and be friendly, because I'm trying my best to do so too. if you can't be friendly, then don't talk and do what I tell you to to make things go smoothly. If you have to open your face and you're in a bad mood, then please put the barrel of a shotgun in it.
2. If you have to pay for a check, have everything but the price written on it, have it out of the checkbook, and have your ledger balanced before it's your turn. There's a reason people behind you groan and roll their eyes when a shut-in cat lady doesn't realize checks are for paying rent and that's it.
3. If you want to check your receipt to make sure the prices are right or balance you book or whatever, PULL AWAY FROM THE LANE SO THE PERSON BEHIND YOU CAN CHECK OUT! God these selfish f**king people....
4. Don't get mad at me if we don't have something. Don't get mad at me if your dumb ass came in the store when there's a better price for something somewhere else. Don't get mad at me if someone else isn't helping you and I tried to get them to 3 times.
Succinctly, if you are in a bad mood, don't go shopping. Go home.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:47
June wrote:
I hate people who throw fits at waiters and cashiers.
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Yes. Anyone who has ever worked those jobs (cashier was worst job I've had) knows that hell.
On that note, anyone that treats people that do stuff for them like crap. At fast food places for example.
Idiots on the road. And I've accepted it...so I'm talking the big time idiots...
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:53
Yay ranting room part two.
Honestly, I don't think I could list all the things that people do on the road that pisses me off. The worst two...pulling out in front of me when there is no one behind me for miles and then going 20 mph below the speed limit. Also, anything with yield signs. They stop when no one is coming and accelerate through when traffic is coming/already there.
Its amazing we humans still survive.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:59
Well I've accepted the general things...but certain times!
Like when I was sitting, with my blinker on, waiting to make a left onto my street. From behind a car is blaring its horn, stops behind me and I see them going crazy, giving fingers, can see them yelling.
Are you blind? Did you not see the blinker? Did you not see the damn traffic coming towards us?
Example like that. Or when people start riding my ass or honking when we're on a one lane road and a TRUCK is ahead of me.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 18:12
Guess I just have more anger in me.
That first one is pretty ridiculous. But that truck one reminds me of another...when someone wants to make a left across a couple lanes of traffic...they just sit in the first couple lanes waitinf for a spot to go completely blocking the road so one can get by.
I suppose this isn't just for multilane roads...I've seen it on single ones as well. f**king pricks man.
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Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:01
Pet hates? My cats ain't on my good side right now. Pukin' SOB's.
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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:37
Snow Dog wrote:
Rabid wrote:
I hate the sound of liquid being poured. I just find it embarassing, for some reason. Ugh.
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Ever thought of therapy?
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Cheaper just to buy some ear-plugs, I reckon.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 19:54
Rick Wakeman's cornered the market in Grumpy Old Proggers so we're going to have to go some to catch him up.
Blacksword wrote:
People who drive right up close behind me, when I'm already driving at or just above the limit anyway. How fast do they want to go?? I just slow right down. They really don't like that. |
In built-up areas I hit the limit and stick to it, within seconds I know I'm going to have the 4 Audi rings in my rear-view mirror, but I really don't mind because once we hit the national-limit signs I stop being Mr Safe-and-sound and will happily gun it; and because I know what I'm going to do and they don't I'll be 100yds ahead of them in a few seconds and they won't be able to tailgate me again until we get to the next 40 limit. Simple pleasures.
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The cat pooping outside the box. |
We got a kitten last weekend (nothing wrong with the old one, it's not an upgrade or anything), it stands inside the littertray and craps outside it - we put the tray on the newspaper anyway so it's easily cleared up. One of our other cats hates standing in the litter - it will perch on the edge of the box to crap into the litter - quite a balancing act.
anyway, my pet hates:
waiters who wait until you've a mouthful of food before asking "is everything alright with the meal?" ... I know they do it on purpose so I really don't mind spraying them with partially masticated food when I answer. I'm not overly fond of the question - they aren't really concerned about the food, they ask so you can't complain when paying the bill - I respond with "Okay so far" or "I'll know when I've finished".
and the driving ones...
People overtaking on the inside - grrrh! - and related - when a lane-closure causes two lanes to merge into one and you can see that t*sser in the Audi a 100 yards back and you know he's going speed right to the front and try and muscle in - yup, I'm the guy who straddles both lanes trying to stop them.
Those white LED running lights on Audi's. Next down - Fog-lights when it's not foggy. Next down - fog-lights when it's a little bit misty. Next down - no lights when the fog's so thick you can't even see the front of your own car. Next down the "mysteron" sidelights on BMWs
Horseboxes.
Cyclists in suits of invulnerability made from Lycra. (making motorists responsible for cyclist road safety was dumb - of all the laws we could have copied from the Dutch, why pick that one?!)
Midlife crisis motorcyclists. Midlife crisis motorcyclists in one-piece riding leathers (aka gimp romper suits).
Drivers of self-drive vans who think they're still in their family saloon car. (I don't get out of the way for white-van man). Drivers of 50 ton artic's who think they're in their family saloon car and will overtake another 50 ton artic on a dual-carriageway while going up hill (NB: I hate driving on the M11 because of this).
Police cars doing exactly 70mph on the motorway - that's just plain mean - they should do 65 so we can crawl past and then get back up to speed when we think we've go far enough ahead for them not to notice.
Any van and/or car with fluorescent yellow stripes on the back that isn't an emergency vehicle.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:00
I do hate when a cop is going just fast enough that I feel anxious passing them
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:35
People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 21:35
zappaholic wrote:
People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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Yeah, I hear you. I'm assuming that's your name.
I can deal with the fact that I have to spell my last name all the time, but I hate that some people here can't pronounce my first name either.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 23:57
- People who don't drive fast enough in general but especially people who cruise in the left lane for no damn reason. You don't have to change lanes 4 miles before you need to turn, you dumb pr*cks!
- Soccer (and people who pretend to care about it once every 4 years), College Football, Basketball, ESPN's coverage of basketball and golf (basketball due to over coverage, golf due to all-Woods-coverage)
- Dogs (an actual pet hate) - they are load, smell terrible, and worst of all are praised for loyality (which is the most idiotic trait any creature can possess)
- To quote Penn Jillette for the next one: "Blank you people who think government should intervene more, blank you. Really, blank you!" (cleaned it up)
- The past decade of The Simpsons
- Pitchers who blow out their arms
- Conspiracy theorists
- Roger Goodell
- Combining metal with prog
venting is fun, could go on all night but I'd better get some sleep because of my biggest pet hate:
- having to work for a living
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Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 00:54
Dog farts and the owners who are smug about it
People munching an apple or cereal within earshot
Talkative cashiers..........f&%k off let me get out of here, sorry stoney.
The weather channel......like we need one
melted butter on bread/toast
having to have a serious chat after sex
People who say " I" all the time
young peoples livers and their ability to get up and have another ripper of a day....jealous I know
Salads without dressing
and last but not least.......air travel procedures, including those damned meals.
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 01:23
- People from USA or Europe who support terrorist groups from Perú because they believe we are not able to know what is best for us.
- Not sexist but real, women who while driving move their car to the left lane in order to turn to the right (All in less than 2 seconds).
- People eating fruits like mangos in the beach (worst when they throw the bone to the sand)
- People who believe their kids are so cute that we must laugh when they throw something to our clothes or kick us.
- People who drive at 20 miles per hour in the fast speed lane.
- Beligerant drunks
- Extremely friendly drunks
- People who leave their gum bellow your expensive Louis XV armchair.
- People who urinate in the street (We have lots of them)
- Clients who don't want pay because they believe a lawyer has to write a document for free.
Iván
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 01:24
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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and Iguanas. SCREW EM
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 06:39
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
10. Clients who don't want pay because they believe a lawyer has to write a document for free.
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Lawyers who charge £25 for a 2 minute phone call - that's £750 an hour! £28,000 a week!! £1.5 million a year
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 06:49
I hate those tiny hateful dogs that bark too much. Yap yap yap yap yap yap yip yap yap yap yap yap yap yap,etc., etc., etc...
I mean these aren't really dogs, just glorified rats.
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 06:51
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
- People from USA or Europe who support terrorist groups from Perú because they believe we are not able to know what is best for us.
- Not sexist but real, women who while driving move their car to the left lane in order to turn to the right (All in less than 2 seconds).
- People eating fruits like mangos in the beach (worst when they throw the bone to the sand)
- People who believe their kids are so cute that we must laugh when they throw something to our clothes or kick us.
- People who drive at 20 miles per hour in the fast speed lane.
- Beligerant drunks
- Extremely friendly drunks
- People who leave their gum bellow your expensive Louis XV armchair.
- People who urinate in the street (We have lots of them)
- Clients who don't want pay because they believe a lawyer has to write a document for free.
Iván
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Erm, you could have lassoed another worthy adversary into the Ivan Corral by just typing 'drunks'
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 07:24
June wrote:
zappaholic wrote:
People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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Yeah, I hear you. I'm assuming that's your name.
I can deal with the fact that I have to spell my last name all the time, but I hate that some people here can't pronounce my first name either.
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My personal bug-bear is people who put superfluous vowels on the end of my name. My name is deliberately short because my parents hated names that could be truncate so purposely chose a one syllable name for me. Adding more syllables is going against the wishes of my parents and it is not my name. The diminutive of Dean is Dean - adding extra syllable makes it longer, Deano cannot be the diminutive form.
I don't care for people refering to me by my surname alone either - but that's throw-back to school where teachers called girls by their given names and boys by their family names.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 07:33
Sorry.....didn't know nit was such an issue, Deano!
( I never once thought it was the diminutive form though.....just the Australian form)
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:22
Chris S wrote:
Talkative cashiers..........f&%k off let me get out of here, sorry stoney. |
How about talkative waiters? Talkative in a philosophical way. Just had one like this last evening.
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:32
I hate some languages that are so restrictive with their users that the users' can't pronounce anything that is not in their language, even if they're explained how. My surname can't be pronounced be French people, and it's not really complicated. It's Mircea (MIR - CHÉ - A). They say MIR-SÉ-A. If I choose to remain in France, I either have to modify my name or to put this curse on my family/descendants. And there is no way to transliterate the pronounciation of my name into a French one, there is no good equivalent. Maybe Mirtchea, but that looks awful, I'd better kill myself. Many Romanians in France change their names. And btw, I hate those Romanians who modify their name without need. Really, why change Ionescu / Popescu to Ionesco / Popesco?
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 09:34
- Drunks
- How people my age, and younger, talk
- Juggalos
- Urban and pseudo-urban clothing style
- People who feel the need to share the fact that they are deaf/mentally challenged with you while driving their car. I'm talking about booming bass, of course.
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 09:44
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 10:27
Chris S wrote:
Talkative cashiers..........f&%k off let me get out of here, sorry stoney. |
I'd be happy to. I like my management trying to get me to sell sh*t to customers even less than they do. On that note, nothing is ever enough for a corporation. Once you hit a new bar of success, oh you'd better not think you can stay there, because they always want more, even when they f**king dominate the market share. And I don't even see the benefits of it. Oh well I might get a $.25 raise after half a year of surviving the yammering of the bitter future-mes gossiping and all. And with that I could save up little by little and buy a big bowl of f**king nothing.
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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 10:52
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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and Iguanas. SCREW EM
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You there... DIE.
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 11:02
Dean wrote:
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
10. Clients who don't want pay because they believe a lawyer has to write a document for free.
Iván |
Lawyers who charge £25 for a 2 minute phone call - that's £750 an hour! £28,000 a week!! £1.5 million a year |
I wish we could do 10% of this.
Here in Perú they don't pay phone calls (and have you an hour sometimes) or consults, as a fact most of the people say they pay if they win, but when they go to a doctor they pay even if he says he can't save you.
Iván
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 11:07
People who go to a friendly lunch with one of this hanging of their ear, and don't receive a f*cking call.,
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Nobody is that important that can't use his hands to answer the da,mn cell phone.
Iván
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 14:22
Dean wrote:
Rick Wakeman's cornered the market in Grumpy Old Proggers so we're going to have to go some to catch him up.
Blacksword wrote:
People who drive right up close behind me, when I'm already driving at or just above the limit anyway. How fast do they want to go?? I just slow right down. They really don't like that. |
In built-up areas I hit the limit and stick to it, within seconds I know I'm going to have the 4 Audi rings in my rear-view mirror, but I really don't mind because once we hit the national-limit signs I stop being Mr Safe-and-sound and will happily gun it; and because I know what I'm going to do and they don't I'll be 100yds ahead of them in a few seconds and they won't be able to tailgate me again until we get to the next 40 limit. Simple pleasures.
Slartibartfast wrote:
The cat pooping outside the box. |
We got a kitten last weekend (nothing wrong with the old one, it's not an upgrade or anything), it stands inside the littertray and craps outside it - we put the tray on the newspaper anyway so it's easily cleared up. One of our other cats hates standing in the litter - it will perch on the edge of the box to crap into the litter - quite a balancing act.
anyway, my pet hates:
waiters who wait until you've a mouthful of food before asking "is everything alright with the meal?" ... I know they do it on purpose so I really don't mind spraying them with partially masticated food when I answer. I'm not overly fond of the question - they aren't really concerned about the food, they ask so you can't complain when paying the bill - I respond with "Okay so far" or "I'll know when I've finished".
and the driving ones...
People overtaking on the inside - grrrh! - and related - when a lane-closure causes two lanes to merge into one and you can see that t*sser in the Audi a 100 yards back and you know he's going speed right to the front and try and muscle in - yup, I'm the guy who straddles both lanes trying to stop them.
Those white LED running lights on Audi's.
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Yes! Good man. I do the same. Thats another thing I just can't stand.
And those lights...ugh...what are companies thinking. I'm all for seeing on the roads but don't make lights that literally blind other drivers for 5-10 seconds after some arse pulls up behind you or drives by you on the other side of the road. Really...normal lights work well.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 19:51
WalterDigsTunes wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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and Iguanas. SCREW EM
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You there... DIE.
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I was kidding, I love all reptiles
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 21:06
June wrote:
zappaholic wrote:
People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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Yeah, I hear you. I'm assuming that's your name.
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It is not. I did, however, spend a year at a university by that name, but that was long before people decided to start pronouncing it Igzavier.
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 21:09
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
People who go to a friendly lunch with one of this hanging of their ear, and don't receive a f*cking call.,
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Nobody is that important that can't use his hands to answer the da,mn cell phone.
Iván |
Whenever I see someone with a bluetooth attached to their ear, I always assume they've been assimilated by the Borg.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 21:13
that soft foam stuff they sometimes use when packing electronics
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 22:43
When old people are baffled by the card reader because they don't bother to actually look at it and then complain that "every one is different".
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 22:58
Henry Plainview wrote:
When old people are baffled by the card reader because they don't bother to actually look at it and then complain that "every one is different". |
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 23:11
ExittheLemming wrote:
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
- People from USA or Europe who support terrorist groups from Perú because they believe we are not able to know what is best for us.
- Not sexist but real, women who while driving move their car to the left lane in order to turn to the right (All in less than 2 seconds).
- People eating fruits like mangos in the beach (worst when they throw the bone to the sand)
- People who believe their kids are so cute that we must laugh when they throw something to our clothes or kick us.
- People who drive at 20 miles per hour in the fast speed lane.
- Beligerant drunks
- Extremely friendly drunks
- People who leave their gum bellow your expensive Louis XV armchair.
- People who urinate in the street (We have lots of them)
- Clients who don't want pay because they believe a lawyer has to write a document for free.
Iván
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Erm, you could have lassoed another worthy adversary into the Ivan Corral by just typing 'drunks'
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Nope, there are drunks that act almost normally and don't need to prove they are the reincarnation of Bruce Lee or hug everybody while shouting that the 25 people around him are his best friends.
Iván.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 05 2010 at 02:47
^ No Iván that's a myth, no drunk acts almost normal - you only think they do when you're as drunk as they are.
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: September 05 2010 at 11:06
Dean wrote:
^ No Iván that's a myth, no drunk acts almost normal - you only think they do when you're as drunk as they are. |
LOL, not so sure, since like 10 years ago I never have more than one or two drinks, and I have enjoyed the different kind of druks, and I insist, the beligerant and the extremely friendly are the worst.
I know people who I can barely talk with if sober, and only with one too many they are likeable and nice guys.
Iván
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 08:25
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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Oh yeah? Well I hate people who think setting tubas on fire is art! Tubas don't grow on trees, you know.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 08:36
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 08:44
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
Dean wrote:
^ No Iván that's a myth, no drunk acts almost normal - you only think they do when you're as drunk as they are. |
LOL, not so sure, since like 10 years ago I never have more than one or two drinks, and I have enjoyed the different kind of druks, and I insist, the beligerant and the extremely friendly are the worst.
I know people who I can barely talk with if sober, and only with one too many they are likeable and nice guys.
Iván
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Remember Ivan, it's just 'a couple of drinks' if you only count the first and last ones...
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 08:47
Dean wrote:
^ No Iván that's a myth, no drunk acts almost normal - you only think they do when you're as drunk as they are. |
I beg to differ.
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 08:49
The truth lies in between the first and the fortieth drink - Tori Amos
zappaholic wrote:
Whenever I see someone with a bluetooth attached to their ear, I always assume they've been assimilated by the Borg.
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 09:09
Dean wrote:
June wrote:
zappaholic wrote:
People who think Xavier is pronounced Igzavier.
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Yeah, I hear you. I'm assuming that's your name.
I can deal with the fact that I have to spell my last name all the time, but I hate that some people here can't pronounce my first name either.
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My personal bug-bear is people who put superfluous vowels on the end of my name. My name is deliberately short because my parents hated names that could be truncate so purposely chose a one syllable name for me. Adding more syllables is going against the wishes of my parents and it is not my name. The diminutive of Dean is Dean - adding extra syllable makes it longer, Deano cannot be the diminutive form.
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Mine gets pronounced like the French word for donkey...
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 09:47
I hate those twisty wire things particularly loved by toy manufacturers to fix toys into their packaging WHEN THEY ALREADY CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE YOU'VE ENCASED THEM IN PLASTIC, YOU MUPPETS!
Sorry.
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 09:57
I really hate that service that some people activate on their mobile phones that attempts to convert your voice message into SMS text delivered to their handset. It only leaves sufficient time to blurt out "It's erm me and I was wondering...." before some half deranged smug bitch chips in with "Your message has been sent as an SMS text message"
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 10:13
chopper wrote:
I hate those twisty wire things particularly loved by toy manufacturers to fix toys into their packaging WHEN THEY ALREADY CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE YOU'VE ENCASED THEM IN PLASTIC, YOU MUPPETS!
Sorry. |
Don't even start me on packaging Alan. That would warrent a whole new thread of bile spitting mayhem, and I dont think I have the fight in me for that today...
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 10:59
Here's my all on the archives: people giving something a verbal x.5 rating and rounding down. You know who you are and it's mathematically incorrect.
Your punishment: go back to all the reviews where you did this and make it either an x.4 in your verbage (and why the hell is the official dictionary version of this word verbiage? ) or up your star rating properly.
Maybe this will help: http://math.about.com/od/arithmetic/a/Rounding.htm - http://math.about.com/od/arithmetic/a/Rounding.htm
v There's supposed to be a reason why gas is priced like that. I've heard it before, but it wasn't convincing so I don't remember what it was.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 11:05
^
...on a related note:
..com'on guys, we all know you can't get 0.9 of a penny - stop taking the 'p' and round it up on the signs to what we actually get charged at the pump.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 11:22
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 11:24
Very good Dean.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 11:29
chopper wrote:
Very good Dean. |
Only just noticed Deans answer.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 18:16
people
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Posted By: caretaker
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 18:37
Tailgaiters(the drivers, not the partiers), People who don't flush the toilet, and people who use "the reason is because..."
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 21:50
caretaker wrote:
Tailgaiters(the drivers, not the partiers) |
then drive faster and I....erm, they wouldn't need to
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 06 2010 at 22:45
thellama73 wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
what pets do I hate? Llamas.
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Oh yeah? Well I hate people who think setting tubas on fire is art! Tubas don't grow on trees, you know.
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... what dean said
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 13:05
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:12
manofmystery wrote:
caretaker wrote:
Tailgaters(the drivers, not the partiers) |
then drive faster and I....erm, they wouldn't need to | I slow down to slightly below the speed limit when people tailgate me, if it's a 4 lane road sometimes I can lock up with somebody in the right lane who's also going the speed limit. I do this just to infuriate you because you're being discourteous.
I know I'm kind of a bad person.
Dean wrote:
..com'on guys, we all know you can't get 0.9 of a penny - stop taking the 'p' and round it up on the signs to what we actually get charged at the pump. |
They do that in the US too, it's because of taxes or something I think.
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:34
manofmystery wrote:
caretaker wrote:
Tailgaiters(the drivers, not the partiers) |
then drive faster and I....erm, they wouldn't need to |
You really are a charm MOM...
You're always on the side of pricks....
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