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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:54
A Tribute To Vompatti - Tunnelvision

This morning I went to the toilet
having a stomachache
I dropped my pants and sat down
for about 20 minutes 
flows of diarrhea 
and solid chunks 
of feces came out
leaving a burned feeling. 
I bet it was the outside
that appeared so temping 
but in the end it was just
a plunge into the toilet
and the final minutes
of their pathetic lives
before being flushed 
down to hell, 
with its demonic rats
and cats - 
no, not cats. 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:56
Clap

Hammill never wrote anything as brilliant as that.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:57
Neither did you. Stern Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:58
Oh yes I did! Stern Smile

(But Shakespeare didn't.)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:00
Choir: be quiet, fool!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:00
Still going strong
 
Choir Yes they are still going stroooooooooooong
 
LaBrie: Phantasmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoria!:
Choir:  Phantasmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoria!
daleks :  Phantasmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoria! Exteeeeeeeeeeeeeerminaaaaaaaaaaate!
Supreme dalek:  Exteeeeeeeeeeeeeerminaaaaaaaaaaate!
Dalek Sek: Exteeeeeeeeeeeeeerminaaaaaaaaaaate!
Dalek Prog: Exteeeeeeeeeeeeeerminaaaaaaaaaaate!@
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:02
Choir: I wonder what that final purple line sounds like!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:04
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:06
It takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting here.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:07
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:14
Well since you asked it's about a young woman who falls in love with a young man she meets at the movies but then something happens and she begins to think that their love will probably not last and then she meets a man at the interwebs and begins to date him but eventually it turns out that the man's a bit of a loonie so she'd rather not see her ever again because she's kind of afraid that he might brutally slaughter her with a knife one night, so she goes back to the guy she met at the movies and she realizes that she's safe with him so they have some sex and live happily ever after.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:21
choir: IS IT A GOUD STRY UR WUT`!`?!?!!?!!!? Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:23
Yes, but the part about the hippie and his left shoe is totally out of place here. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:24
WUT?!!?! There's no such part! Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:26
Sorry, I meant the part about the baboon in the sports car. Embarrassed
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:28
WTF DID U EEVN READ TEH DESSCRIPSON OF MY STOREY`!?!?!!?!? Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:31
Now on a more serious note... it sounds a bit like the concept of something they tell little kids at elementary school. Like "k kidz, chatting on internetz is dangerz cuz teer are many men pretentin' 2 b little girlz or boyz of ur age and theyl b meen 2 u k?". 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:33
Hez nut jez sum dirty old man he's a young man but mentalli untstaible k?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 11:06
LOLWUT
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2010 at 11:23
I'm a-wryting a romantique storey k?

(There'll be absolutely NO defecating, urinating or vomiting in it. Approve)


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