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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:54 |
A Tribute To Vompatti - Tunnelvision
This morning I went to the toilet having a stomachache I dropped my pants and sat down for about 20 minutes flows of diarrhea and solid chunks of feces came out leaving a burned feeling. I bet it was the outside that appeared so temping but in the end it was just a plunge into the toilet and the final minutes of their pathetic lives before being flushed down to hell, with its demonic rats and cats - no, not cats.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:56 |
^ Hammill never wrote anything as brilliant as that.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:57 |
Neither did you.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 09:58 |
Oh yes I did! (But Shakespeare didn't.)
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:00 |
Choir: be quiet, fool!
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:00 |
Still going strong
Choir Yes they are still going stroooooooooooong
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:02 |
Choir: I wonder what that final purple line sounds like!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:04 |
We will sooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuund very weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrddddddddddddddd
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn sssppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccccceeeee.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:06 |
It takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting here.
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:07 |
It takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting hereIt takes surprisingly long to finish writing a romantic and possibly slightly erotic story of 5000 words while playing Suikoden V, listening to music, drinking coffee and posting here
Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:14 |
Well since you asked it's about a young woman who falls in love with a young man she meets at the movies but then something happens and she begins to think that their love will probably not last and then she meets a man at the interwebs and begins to date him but eventually it turns out that the man's a bit of a loonie so she'd rather not see her ever again because she's kind of afraid that he might brutally slaughter her with a knife one night, so she goes back to the guy she met at the movies and she realizes that she's safe with him so they have some sex and live happily ever after.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:21 |
choir: IS IT A GOUD STRY UR WUT`!`?!?!!?!!!?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:23 |
Yes, but the part about the hippie and his left shoe is totally out of place here.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:24 |
WUT?!!?! There's no such part!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:26 |
Sorry, I meant the part about the baboon in the sports car.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:28 |
WTF DID U EEVN READ TEH DESSCRIPSON OF MY STOREY`!?!?!!?!?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:31 |
Now on a more serious note... it sounds a bit like the concept of something they tell little kids at elementary school. Like "k kidz, chatting on internetz is dangerz cuz teer are many men pretentin' 2 b little girlz or boyz of ur age and theyl b meen 2 u k?".
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 10:33 |
Hez nut jez sum dirty old man he's a young man but mentalli untstaible k?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 11:06 |
LOLWUT
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2010 at 11:23 |
I'm a-wryting a romantique storey k? (There'll be absolutely NO defecating, urinating or vomiting in it. )
Edited by Vompatti - May 26 2010 at 11:25
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