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Like wompires hiding in your closet
here he comes again, sucking on your toes. 
He's a big-nosed furry rodent
following you every day. 
I bet he'll stop if I kick him kinda hard
- but I've tried so many times, 
but he still follows me to school,
to the bar,
to the grocery store,
and to the toilet!
He justs sits there and watches me,
with his seeking eye, thirsty for blood. 
And then when you don't expect it...
he rips off your shoes, and sucks
on your toes!
He also farts every now and then 
and I often reply saying "yuck". 
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^ Good stuff! Clap
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Choir: thank youououo!
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We're on page 42!
 
Choir: Forty-Two!  Forty-Two!  That's twenty-one times two!
 
 
 
 
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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- look at yourself!
- is it worth it?
- do you think I've failed?
- why are men like that?
- find him and ask.
- have you done something wrong?
- go visit his office.
- he cannot escape like that.
- I have looked for him.
- he has quit.
- I called him today.
- call me after you've heard this.
- I kept calling.
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Wombat:
I'm just an ordinary man
ravaging my neighbor's garden;
stamping flowers, cracking twigs,
dropping turds, scaring the children.
But deep in my heart I know
I shouldn't,
deep in my heart I know...
Telephone tapped!
Oh no, now they are after me!
I'll pack my bags and leave this 
silly and crazy town. 
Nevermore shall I return to here...
Nevermore shall I harass my neighbors...
Nevermore shall I clean my butt with 
toilet paper, only leaves from now on!

(kazoo solo)
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choir: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHOOOOOUUUULD HEEEEE CLEEEAAAAN HIIIIIIS BUUUUUUTT AAAAAAAAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL???
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Cause else it will start to itch after a while!
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Is that so? Ermm
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"Aaaw, VompattI!" said the wombat girl, and she sucked him into her nose. 

It was nice and warm inside her nose so Vompatti decided to remain there for the next 15 years.

He left a whiny, bearded wombat. 

choir:  He left a whiny, bearded wombat behind and remained there for the next 15 years.

Choir:  Oh, wait nooooo! He left a whiny, bearded wombat after those 15 years. Excuse us for the small but pathetic mistaaaaake. 

Why do I suddenly feel like scratching my arms and legs until they bleed? 

Choir: Because yoiu haven't washed yourself for 15 years and your arms and legs start to iiiiiitch?

That's probably it lol!!! 
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Isn't the old and potentially itchy crap usually (i.e. in cases where the patient isn't suffering from fecal impaction) replaced by fresh and not yet itchy crap at relatively tight intervals though?

Edited by Vompatti - May 04 2010 at 15:22
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I read somewhere that I should post a comment here... should I?
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Yes, yes, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!1!!
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Please make some more poems, Vompatti!
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I would, but I've lost my inspiration!
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You know I want to inspire you!
 
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I was hoping that would be a picture of a naked girl urinating and/or vomiting. Unhappy
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Neither, you fool! Angry
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LOLWUT?
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