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LOLWUT?! LOL
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Red Queen:
I let the turkey rider be
And make my move to Gryphon Three
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Turkey Rider 
Why goest thou, oh fair Red Queen?
Hast thou infection in thy spleen?
Or doth yonder Gryphon of the Number Three
Chaseth thee?
 
Red Queen
What in the Censored did you just say?
 
Choir: He said.... uh, actually, we couldn't make it out either.
 
(Dark, gritty sounding guitar riff accompanied by didgeridoo quartet)
 
The Man on the Silver Mountain
(Hears the ominous sound of didgeridoos in the distance)
Something tells me I'd better activate my Prayer Capsule!
 
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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The Fireman:
I am the one who looks after the farm
(the farmer looks after the fire)
I’m actually nice, but I’m heavily armed
(with a cheese and a tyre)
He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Choir:
You, yeah you, don't you try to fool us all
With water clear, take care of all your harvest
Or just put out the fire!
 
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Bowie: I've been putting out fire with gasoline!
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Mad beaver:
Hi thur, whiny wombat!
U've gut sumtin fo' me 2 eat?
I am rly hungry
'N Winona fo'got 2 feed
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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Yo bro, I 'nly got sum appl's, 'n I'm a-gonna eat 'em m'self, k?

Choir: APPLES ARE HIGH IN FIBER AND THUS GOOD FOR CONSTIPATION!!!


Edited by Vompatti - April 26 2010 at 03:47
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Mad beaver:
WTF?! Can't u just gimme 1 dude?
I'm really hungry u know
'Nd I've gut nowhere 2 go
Cuz Winona haz dumped me
On teh streetz all alone!
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I can give you one, but know that you will have to pay a high price for it one day. Stern Smile
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Choir: but the mad beaver stole Vompatti's apples and ran away, far away!
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But what the mad beaver did not know was that one of the apples had a worm in it, and when the mad beaver ate the apple the worm entered his metabolic system and began eating him from the inside.
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Choir: and the beaver slowly rots in dirt!
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And the wombat slowly defecates on the beaver!
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And his necrophilic tendencies make him play with the beaver in the dirty mud. 
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and now it's time to shave the beaver!


A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Choir: but don't cut off the tail!
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And his recent diarrhetic tendencies make the mud nice and soft to play in.

choir: Too late, damn. Ouch


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White Queen: I will shave the beaver!
 
Black Queen: I will change your beaver to a Tassie Deviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!
 
Green Queen: I love Tassie Deviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiils!
 
Purple Queen: I would rather a platypuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus! 
 
Pink Queen with Yellow Spots:" You are all Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzy!
 
All Queens in unison: We are most definitely Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzy!
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A shaved beaver is about as interesting as a doughnut with no topping.
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