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someone_else 
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 Posted: April 22 2010 at 08:42 |
And a couch is not a throne,
A chorus not a drone.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 08:45 |
A dog must have a bone
A king must have a throne
a Rambo must have Stallone
A Secretary has a phone
A Hot rod must be blown
An ice cream has a cone
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 10:26 |
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chorus: A SECRETARY MUST HAVE A BONE!!!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 10:46 |
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(instrumental break of a blonde clicking two bones together)
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 10:48 |
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chorus: AND A KING MUST HAVE A HOT ROD!!!
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refugee
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 14:14 |
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Court Jester:
And here’s a COLD TURKEY for the queen.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 19:02 |
Magician: I have come to put a spell on your turkey!
(spell casting music)
Choir: The Queen is not amuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 23 2010 at 02:32 |
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Magician: I put a spell on the turkey . . . beeecaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuseeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeee's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeee!
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someone_else
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Posted: April 23 2010 at 08:51 |
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I'll turn it into a Christmas tree
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refugee
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Posted: April 24 2010 at 07:08 |
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I’ll turn it into a Christmas dinner.
In French it is Indian, in Greek it is French, in English it’s Turkish,
the Portuguese call it peru —
which is more or less true.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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refugee
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Posted: April 24 2010 at 11:49 |
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[Sorry for posting twice in a row, but I couldn’t resist]
The Fiddler:
Absurd! I’m out of words!
I thought the nerds
knew all about birds.
No-one can solve my riddle?
At least I can fiddle my fiddle!
(The fiddler and The Whistler playing their Turkish Bluesberry Jam)
Edited by refugee - April 24 2010 at 11:50
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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someone_else
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Posted: April 24 2010 at 17:05 |
The Nerd:
So Peru is the equivalent
Over there in South America
Of what 's Turkey, as I guess,
In Europe and in Asia.
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refugee
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 03:44 |
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Choir:
Dindon, dinde,
galopoula,
turkey,
peru …
It’s a supersized snack bird that sure can fly!
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 10:17 |
White Queen: I will feast on your turkey!
Black Queen: I will change your turkey to a frooooooooooooooooog!
Green Queen: I love froooooooooooooooooooooooogs!
Purple Queen: I would rather dooooooooooooooooooooooogs!
Pink Queen with Yellow Spots:" You are all maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
All Queens in unison: We are most definitely maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 10:41 |
Black knight:I will slay the turkey that's been ravaging your town. I will be your saviour You will soon kneel down for me!
And when I've slew the turkey you shall hand me the crown. I will be your ruler and I bet some of you might frown!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 12:27 |
choir: And I bet some of you might DROWN!!! 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 12:37 |
White knight (to black knight):So you will slay the turkey that's been ravaging this town? Please now, don't be foolish and stop acting like a clown!
Black knight (to white knight): LOLWUT are you thinking that you can talk like that to me? Grab your sword and fight me or run away and pee!
Choir: ...your paaaaants!
Edited by The Sleepwalker - April 25 2010 at 12:38
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The Truth
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 12:43 |
Spoken word:
And so he pees his pants only to find that the pee is a sickly greenish color... The Green Queen has cursed him! He is peeing a brilliant shade of pea!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 13:14 |
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The Green Queen has cursed him with an unusual kind of urinary tract infection!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 25 2010 at 15:46 |
Black knight:With you out of my way I shall face the turkey. I hold my sword in hand I'll be the saviour of a nation!
Choir: deep into the turkey's lair, the knight should be aware!
Black knight: In this dreadful cavern I shall slay the turkey. I hold my sword in hand I strike with a deadly blow and tear the beast to shreds!
(Heavily distorted vibraphone solo)
Choir: he has slew the turkey, now he will be our king!
Black knight: I will rule the lands and none shall bring me down! Now my lovely queens hand me the crown!
Green queen: You now are our saviour but you've tricked us, nasty man!
Purple queen: Our beloved kingdom Is now yours although it kind of hurts...
Turkey rider: Stay right there You slew my beast! Now you'll have it I will feast on your fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Black knight: LOLWUT?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
(Sounds of black knight being devoured by the turkey rider)
Edited by The Sleepwalker - April 25 2010 at 15:47
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