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Vompatti 
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 Posted: April 21 2010 at 10:32 |
I'm NOT a thief! 
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refugee
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 11:17 |
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G. Gnome:
Still I have to draw the line —
one line at a time.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:10 |
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Choir: you weren't referencing to the Aerosmith song, were you?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:11 |
I just ate a whole bag of potato chips and don't feel constipated at all! 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:16 |
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Choir: we are so happy for you, wombatboooooy!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:19 |
I don't even have a constant urge to urinate, so I assume there is no feces pressing against my bladder. 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:26 |
Girl in Berlin:That's very unfortunate! We wanted to get rid of the wombat But our plan didn't seem to work So, We'll eat him now.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:28 |
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Why would the girl in Berlin want to kill me?
I don't believe it,
I don't believe it!
I thought she was my soulmate and my one true love.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:30 |
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Choir: no, it was a lie! Just an evil lie! the girl in Berlin knows no love, she's actually a vile garden gnome in a girl suit!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:33 |
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I can see it in her eyes, she's always been true to me!
And I felt a deep spiritual connection with her!
We even had similar fake leather coats!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:36 |
Burn the wombat! Burn the wombat! Burn the wombat and eat him! Burn the wombat! Burn the rodent! Burn the rodent and devour him! Burn the wombat! Burn the wombat! With a set of matches!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:38 |
In Soviet Russia rodents burn you. 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:40 |
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But not in Sunken Atlantis!
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CPicard
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:41 |
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(matches solo)
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refugee
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 13:57 |
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(Baglamas and church organ)
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: April 21 2010 at 14:04 |
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While the inexplicably arrogant Fishmonger XVI
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refugee
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 04:02 |
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Part Something 5: The Name of the Gnome
J. G. Gnome:
My name’s James Gordon Gnome,
A garden is my home
Edited by refugee - April 22 2010 at 04:42
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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someone_else
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 05:16 |
Choir:
Fishmongers and gnomes they both hold their wheelbarrows
Just like J.G. Gnome and sweet Molly Malone
Edited by someone_else - April 22 2010 at 05:16
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refugee
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 08:06 |
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J. G. Gnome:
My mom was a gnome, and you’ll know who I am
when I’m selling England by the gram.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: April 22 2010 at 08:21 |
Hammill: A House is not a Gnome
A Gnome is not a Louse
A Mouse is not to roam
A spouse is not to moan
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