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The Sleepwalker 
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 Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:27 |
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Choir: Yes they caaaaaaaaaaaan! Oh, yes they can!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:30 |
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It's because they eat alotof fibre drink alotof water & exercise regularly.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:34 |
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But wombats don't!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:36 |
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choir: Rats do, rats do, rats dooooooooo, but wombats doooooooon't!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:37 |
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(Sludgy guitar break)
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:37 |
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the wombat: Those filthy, healthy f**kers, I feel like slaughtering them all!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:49 |
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The rats: Come here little wombat, and we'll take you deep into the sewers and abuse you!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:51 |
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the wombat: Please don't rape me right now, my butt is still sore!
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refugee
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:53 |
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The wombats: Come here, little rat, and we’ll take you to the fairground to amuse you!
[EDIT: Damn, I was too late!]
Edited by refugee - April 13 2010 at 04:54
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 04:56 |
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choir: HE WAS TOO LATE!!!
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refugee
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:00 |
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(Interlude: Yodeling and the sound of 100,000 marching ants.)
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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The Runaway
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:02 |
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Well well well that's just swell! I have to record 100,000 marching ants down by the wishing well...
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:05 |
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You can record one ant and multiply it by 100,000.
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refugee
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:11 |
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Male choir: Gone Chopin, Bach in a minute!
Female choir: Tried Handel, thought you were Haydn!
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:18 |
Shemale choir: Shostakovich ftw!!! 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:25 |
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I bet "ftw" will sound great when sung by a choir, but not as great as "ROTFLMFAO"!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 05:42 |
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I once read about a poetry reading where some poet had read a poem with words like ROTFLMFAO, LOL, WTF, N00B, PWNED ETC. LOL!!!
Edited by Vompatti - April 13 2010 at 05:42
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 06:03 |
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OMG!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 06:19 |
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I KNO ITZ QUIET FUNIY LOL1!!1
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refugee
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Posted: April 13 2010 at 06:22 |
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Morten Harket:
Count on me
Count me on
I'll be gone
In a day or 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 trumpets blowin’ 8 rolling stones.
[EDIT: I forgot the initial plan – replacing "take" with "count". Sorry!]
Edited by refugee - April 13 2010 at 06:32
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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