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Vompatti
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Posted: March 01 2010 at 14:38 |
WHY WUD U BRNIG A DICKSONARY TO A BAR LOL?!?!11
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CPicard
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Posted: March 01 2010 at 15:05 |
To educate the bikers.
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 01 2010 at 15:15 |
I push my piano towards CPicard, who finds himself pushed against the wall. His dictionary falls on the piano, which makes me even more angry. I fire some notes towards him, heavy stuff, which floors him completely.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 13:42 |
Damn, that hurts! Okay, that's it, guy, I steal your fries AND your tulips!
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 14:06 |
I sing "Old Black Joe" while urinating on the floor.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 14:21 |
I wonder if you don't suffer from cystitis.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 14:24 |
I just drink a lot of coffee and most of it comes out eventually.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:30 |
You mean you're pissing coffee???
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:36 |
CPicard wrote:
Damn, that hurts! Okay, that's it, guy, I steal your fries AND your tulips!
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Give me back my Belgian fries and my Dutch tulips!
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:42 |
CPicard wrote:
You mean you're pissing coffee???
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More or less. Have a taste if you like.
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:44 |
Gross, this is too much (walks away to the bar and orders a Belgian beer - the best in the world)
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:45 |
Why would you order a beer if you can get coffee for free?
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:50 |
With all due respect, and I don't want to hurt your feelings and stuff and I'm nice to animals, but truth to be told... as a food recycling centre, YOU SUCK! The only used coffee I like is the famous Indonesian luwak coffee, made from beans which are digested and pooped out by the Asian palm civet
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:51 |
Ewww, that's DISGUSTING!!!
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:56 |
No no, it's really wonderful coffee! You should taste it. And keep it inside your body for a change
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 15:59 |
Have you seen the movie La grande bouffe?
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Moogtron III
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 16:00 |
No, is it good?
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2010 at 16:01 |
Yes.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 03 2010 at 14:58 |
I don't feel like dying by over-eating in a bar polluted by the urine of wombats, the corpses of midget bikers and I don't remember all the horrors already happened in this bar which looks more like the mouth of hell than the Good Ol' Corner Pub.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 03 2010 at 15:00 |
It's your loss.
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