Bar Fight! throws beer mug

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   Bartender, an apple juice for the wombat and a taxi. Put it on his bill, or the bill of his duck.

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Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 25 2010 at 17:11
	Bartender, an apple juice for the wombat and a taxi. Put it on his bill, or the bill of his duck.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: February 25 2010 at 17:13
	It's been a long time since I've been here... Have you guys been cleaning up? Where's the vomit!?!?!?!


Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 25 2010 at 17:14
	In the vomittoon, which we have instead of the spittoon from a normal saloon. The wombat keeps vomiting, so...

CPicard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841	Posted: February 26 2010 at 15:29
	Now that the air of the bar is filled with the horrible and acrious smell of the wombat's urine, how can we invite women to have a drink here?

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 28 2010 at 14:35
	Why would you invite the kind of women who can't stand the smell of urine?

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 28 2010 at 15:00
	Some of us like women with some refinement

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 28 2010 at 15:09
	But won't such women get angry at you when you urinate upon them?

CPicard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841	Posted: February 28 2010 at 15:22
	Hey, Wombat, urinating on females is a Guinea Pig thing, not a Wombat one. Now, let's bash the Wombat (as usual).

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 28 2010 at 15:25
	If you bash us, do we not vomit? - Shakespeare

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 28 2010 at 16:14
	The lady doth protest too much about outrageous wombats vomiting, Iago - Also Sheik Spear

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 28 2010 at 16:16
	To pee or not to pee that ish teh queston? - Also Also Shakes Pear

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 28 2010 at 16:18
	Oops, you did it again - Britney Spear

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: February 28 2010 at 16:19
	LOL I SUR DIDLOL !!1!!1 - Teh Vomit Pit

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: February 28 2010 at 17:10
	tHE PEE QUOTE WAS QUITE FUNNY AS WELL LOL MAYBE SOME PROSE FOR A CHANGE EYE KNOW: J.R.R. TOLKIENS "THE WOMBAT" LOL "IN A WHOLE IN A GROUND THERE LIVED A WOMBAT..."

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: March 01 2010 at 04:11
	LOL DID U KNO DAT TEH HOBIT WAZ ORGINALLI ABUUT AN ANTLANEAN WMBAT BUT TEN HE CHEINGED IT?

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: March 01 2010 at 04:38
	I'M SHOOR IT WAS HE PROBBOBLEE MISSPELLED WOMBAT AND SO INVENTED DA HOBBIT

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: March 01 2010 at 04:58
	LOL DAT CUD BEE TRU I HERD HEZ NUT SO GOOTD WIT SPLINNG LOL

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: March 01 2010 at 06:30
	HE WASSUNT GOOD IN DRAWING EIDER BEE COZ HIS HOBBITZ LOOK NUTTIN LIKE WOMBATZ

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67425	Posted: March 01 2010 at 06:33
	LOL DATZ SO TRU1!11

CPicard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841	Posted: March 01 2010 at 14:36
	I can't read this thread anymore. It pisses me off so much that I began to hit the both of you with my Oxford dictionnary (after all, it's a bar fight, isn't it?)

Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

Bar Fight! throws beer mug