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Vompatti
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 17:21 |
Coke, please!
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crimhead
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Posted: February 05 2010 at 12:26 |
How long has this bar been closed?
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jampa17
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Posted: February 05 2010 at 12:33 |
I was about asking the same thing... it smells like a wombat died inside here...!!!
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 05 2010 at 15:31 |
I did not die! This is how I usually smell.
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 05 2010 at 16:29 |
Don't start vomiting again, please.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 06 2010 at 05:59 |
I won't. I may defecate a bit though.
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The Runaway
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Posted: February 06 2010 at 06:15 |
Bring in the midgets!
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crimhead
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Posted: February 06 2010 at 12:29 |
Blowin Free wrote:
Bring in the midgets! |
I didn't realize that it was midget tossing night at this bar.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:29 |
Every night is a midget tossing night here. *tosses midget across the room*
Edited by Vompatti - February 07 2010 at 14:31
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:34 |
(Falls down because some idiot threw a midget towards the bar, who landed on my head of all places)
Hey, play midget - golf instead, will you?
Edited by Moogtron III - February 07 2010 at 14:35
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:36 |
I would, but I never get the midget through the windmill.
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:38 |
That's because you don't use enough effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:45 |
effet, wut effet?
*urinates on the floor*
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:51 |
I (actually) work in a bar/pub... does that mean I can refuse to serve you?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 14:55 |
I (actually) don't have a job . . . does that mean I can sit here all day feeling sorry for myself?
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 15:07 |
Yes, I'll just put everything on your already financially crippling tab.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 15:09 |
Do you serve croque-monsieurs here?
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 15:11 |
Na mate, but I can fix ya some chips and a pint if ya want.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 15:12 |
*urinates on tab, thus rendering it illegible*
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: February 07 2010 at 15:15 |
Tabs are electronic, and seeing as it is a bar, where liquid is often spilled, the electronics are waterproofed.
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