I would...

I would tell bwt that it's a filty lie and that he person he thinks is Winona is actually a MIDGET BIKER(!) using his magical powers to transform himself into a Winona-look-a-like.

I ban fip because IT'S NOT NONSENSE!!! 

I'd tell Vompatti that his foolish and misplaced ban doesn't harm me in any way at all

I'd put a cork in Vompatti's sausage

I'd be frustrated and would cut of Vompatti's sausage

I'd do that and put it in a piece of bread to feed it to BWT

I'd tell Vompatti that he should write a story about a paranoid man who lives alone in a house and thinks someone is spying on him which scares him and he discovers that this person hides in the space between his walls and then he discovers a crack in the wall and then he decides to enter it and then he gets into a strange trip like thing and then it's all randomness and then it's the end.

I'd tell Vompatti that the person who lives in the space between the walls is actually a midget biker, which makes it much more original.

I'd tell Vompatti as that is a kick ass story y'all

I'd tell Vompatti that I'm taking a short break from writing brilliant stories about midget bikers.