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Topic: I would...
Posted By: The Runaway
Subject: I would...
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 07:11
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Hypothesize everything you want to do to anyone, sort of like an If I Could game.
Example: Vompatti: I'd r**e Joel's intestines and make him vomit internally.
I'd r**e Joel's intestines and make him vomit internally. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 07:22
^ With an actual rake?! 
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 07:23
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I'd put Vompatti into surgery and insert the letter P into his mind. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 07:27
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I'd place Vompatti and Blowin' Free together in a dark room with a size of 1 cubic meter. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 07:30
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I'd shove a rake into someone's throat. Probably looks good. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:29
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I'd play hopscotch in BF's bedroom.
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:42
| I would lock this thread if I was a mod. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:43
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I'd ban ACYL for not being a mod. -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:44
IBTL!  ------------- 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:44
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:45
I would scrunch Joel's face up like a kinrath pup.  -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:45
One day lads, I'll 404 this, one day.  |
floydispink wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:46
| I would ban the maintenance man for possibly entering my toilet while I'm away. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:46
I would... Get In before the lock
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:47
I could always lend you my Who and Small Faces albums so you could get into character, bro  ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:48
I would beat the crap out of BWT for not telling me he likes KotoR
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:48
Computer language is one of my biggest frustrations. Why does everything have to be abbrevated!?  -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:48
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I would feed Any Colour to a pack of rabid dogs, and then send his leftovers in a pie over to his parents. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:48
Ahh, so Dingo is a Mexican Mod Rocker. It all makes sense now. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:49
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(It's one of my favorites as well. Not to mention one of my top 5 RPGs ever.) I would glare at Joel like Jolee Bindo. -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:49
| I would glare at Birdwithteeth like a hungry fox. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:50
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I would set a pack of wild dogs on Josh if he actually were a fox.
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:51
I would take a steamy dump on KotOR 2's inferiority. -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:51
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I'd violently shout at all of you! -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:51
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May I just make a plea for virtual non-violence here?
No thought not  ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:52
| I would take a steamy dump on Joel's inferiority. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:52
I'd wink and lick my lips at FiP  -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:52
| I'd become hungry in the middle of the night when no shop or burger joint nearby is open. |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:53
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It's complicated this thing... so... I would make Vompatti to stalk Winnona Rider and infiltrate him in her house until he'll get to see her without make-up, so he can move on... ------------- |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:53
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I would punch Vompatti's burger and proceed to ask him if it tasted fisty. -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:53
I'd shout even more violently, though my voice will vanish after a few seconds. -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:53
No change there then ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:54
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I would melt a box of Girl Scout cookies and then burn the roof of an ogre's mouth with them. I would also join Joel in his dump on KotOR 2's inferiority. -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:54
| I would offend the above poster's mother. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:54
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I'd lol @ some lolcatz. -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:54
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I would court Josh's mother in front of him. Then do unspeakable things to her that involve a paper clip, a pencil, and a trebuchet. -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 16:55
| I would laugh, but no. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:00
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I would dance a jig.
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:00
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I would go out and be social IRL!
BAI FWENDZ!1!!! -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:02
I would tell Joel to stop misleading people online. Everyone knows IRL people suck. |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:03
I would a kitten. The whole thing! 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:03
What the f*ck is IRL? I disgust computer language. -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:04
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I would accidentally kittens on fire.
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:06
In Real Life. I'm only putting it back at Joel because he thinks being social in real life takes priority over the Archives. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:07
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I'd agree with ACYL. And Joel, after an hour I'm sure you'll miss PA and will return!!! -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:08
| I would BrEaThAlYzEr test. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 14 2009 at 20:11
Naww 
I would agree with Ben, had his presumptions been true! -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 00:21
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I'd yawn while agressively staring at Joel. -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 00:30
| I'd lol. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 02:25
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I'd step on Joel's toes. -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 02:27
I'd tell you guys that I just listened to Kraftwerk's The Robots and that it was really f*cking scary  -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 02:28
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I'd tell Joel that I tried that once too, but felt the same fear. -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 03:31
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I'd... think like Brady Bunch Eat Wendy's for lunch Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much Get a 9 to 5 never have a life Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife (lyrics by Fishbone) |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 03:47
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Funniest. Thread. Ever. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 11:07
| I'd tell Blowin Free how I feel about this worthless thread. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:02
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I'd tell Vompatti that it's good to express his feelings. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:04
| I'd tell fip that I feel nothing for him. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:13
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I'd tell Vompatti that I'm quite happy about that.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:44
I'd try to see separately with both eyes like Castaneda told me to. 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 15:46
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I'd offer Vompatti an ice cream scooper.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 17:18
| I'd make an offer you can't refuse. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:16
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I would become Batman and fight Mr. Freeze with Superman's help. (Mr. Freeze almost killed Superman once. )-------------
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:32
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I would kick Superman in the balls.
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:35
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I would watch as Superman vaporized J-Man with his LAZER BEAMS.
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:38
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I would watch Superman twist birdwithteeth's neck!
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:40
| I would watch Superman beat innocent bystanders with a piece of plywood. |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:42
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I would watch Superman shoot the bystanders with a 12-gauge shotgun.
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 19:58
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I would watch Superman shoot the bystanders with a potato gun.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 20:01
| I would watch Mr. Potato shooting the bystanders with a Bat-Rang. |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 20:04
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I would watch Mr. Potato Head take off his ear.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 20:07
| I would watch Batman. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 15 2009 at 20:50
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I would watch http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members0/364/974364/images/The_Goddamn_Batman.jpg - I'M THE GODD**N BATMAN take some names and kill some people. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 08:07
| I would try to make black coffee and end up with fairly strong dark brown coffee. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:20
| I would also try to make black coffee, but I would end up with ultramarine coffee seen in the middle of a stormy moonless night. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:30
| ^ That's because you accidentally poured drain cleaner into it. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:35
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I'd say that the coffee in the teacher's lounge at the school where I observe how teachers teach is among the best things I've ever tasted.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:38
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You're allowed to enter the teacher's lounge and taste their coffee???!!!
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:41
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I study for teacher geography (I'm in my first year now) and I've got to observe teachers at some high school. This means I'm allowed to sit in the teacher's lounge and drink delicious coffee all day.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:44
| Do you get to watch them when they defecate? |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:45
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Not only defecate, but also vomit! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:47
Are you pulling my leg?  I WOULD THINK that you're pulling my leg. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:49
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Why would you think I am? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:52
| Because I have no idea what this "teacher geography" means but I assume that you're supposed to focus on their work instead of detailed descriptions of how they vomit. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:53
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Didn't you use to have geography as a subject when you were in high school? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:56
| I did, but I didn't get to watch vomiting teachers. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:57
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I might have been pulling your leg a little bit, but I didn't want to admit it because I was afraid that I pulled your leg too hard forcing you to unleash your mudflow. -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:59
At least you got to drink coffee while watching it. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 12:59
| I ban fip because I'm not made of mud. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 14:51
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Wrong thread. /thread ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 14:57
| I would ban Blowin Free for thinking he can /thread without contacting the council. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:34
| I would like you to focus on this thread instead of the 3,185 other threads you're usually spoiling with your insane questions and your arbitrary bannings (not to mention your propagand for bestiality!) |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:37
You've counted them!? I would never do such a thing. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:38
I would defend myself . . . but it would be worthless. 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:39
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I would tell Vompatti that he should attack instead of defend. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:40
| I would tell fip that I'm a pacifist (although I do dislike most people). |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:42
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I'd grab a screwdriver and stab it into Vompatti's stomach. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:46
| I'd faint and bleed slowly to death in an unconscious state of mind. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:48
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I'd make a midget biker kiss Vompatti so he gets conscious again. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:54
| I would stop the bleeding with my mental powers and melt the screwdriver into my body. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 16 2009 at 15:55
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I would tell Vompatti to peel the paint in my black room. -------------
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