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stonebeard
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:48 | ||||
After two or three pages, this thread will end up being just another religion vs. atheism thread. Why even bother?
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:49 | ||||
You are all delusional.
Now where is my purple-winged mammoth? |
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Mr ProgFreak
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 08 2008 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 5195 |
Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:50 | ||||
@Epignosis:
choice #3. I first called it "literally", but then changed it to "seriously" to allow for your attempts to interpret scripture in a different way that some scholars would. Edited by Mr ProgFreak - January 04 2010 at 15:50 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:50 | ||||
I'm thinking of converting. Some of the The Doctor's...erm..."prophets" just showed up at my door with literature and wrenches. |
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Mr ProgFreak
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:51 | ||||
Come on, have a little faith in people. |
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:51 | ||||
But I take all scripture seriously. Unless you think I don't (just curious). |
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:52 | ||||
Yes The Dr is the one and only true god - they just turned up at my door with suits and wenches!
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Help me I'm falling!
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Mr ProgFreak
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:53 | ||||
^^ ok, so I should have made it "most, if not all".
Would you call your religion a separate sect of Christianity then? If you plan to start preaching it or define special practices, maybe choice #2 would be better suited. Edited by Mr ProgFreak - January 04 2010 at 15:54 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:54 | ||||
How lucky for you! You just got wrenches. I have to read their literature while they flog...er..."caress" me. |
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The Doctor
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:55 | ||||
Yeah, and it's been hell on my church coffer.
Seriously though, I'm guessing one of the last two options, as my usual answer to such questions is "I don't know". I guess I believe there is more to life, the universe, etc. than what we can experience with our senses and what science can so far tell us, but I have no idea what that "more" is.
Oh wait! I take that last paragraph back. It appears I have some converts. Edited by The Doctor - January 04 2010 at 15:56 |
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Negoba
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 24 2008 Location: Big Muddy Status: Offline Points: 5208 |
Posted: January 04 2010 at 15:59 | ||||
I'm totally irrational and my lame-brain deity of fiddle faddle guitar strumming fantasy says I can take out anyone who looks at me crosseyed.
That means you Freaky Man.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:03 | ||||
Yep I ot Wenches and I just can't get rid of them! (The literature is very long and complex too - this may take some time!
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Mr ProgFreak
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:03 | ||||
^^ thanks for reminding me ... I'm going to play the guitar for a while.
Edited by Mr ProgFreak - January 04 2010 at 16:03 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:03 | ||||
Well, in terms of metaphysics (not matters of soteriology), I find I am closest to Christadelphian teachings (no Trinity, no personal Satan, no immortal, immaterial soul, no eternal hell), but in terms of most other doctrines, I find I am closest to Southern Baptists (with a mostly Calvinist slant, if labels must be applied). Of course, as I mentioned, I am a materialist, which is why Christadelphianism comes closest to my understanding of the world, but when it comes to matters of salvation, Southern Baptists (mostly) get it right (from my experience). Edited by Epignosis - January 04 2010 at 16:04 |
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Trademark
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:05 | ||||
I'm totally rational so my grandchildren will evolve into a dill pickle and a cyborg.
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Mr ProgFreak
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:05 | ||||
^ Well, good luck with that, but I simply don't believe in any of it.
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The Doctor
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:06 | ||||
Words. Too many words. That I don't understand.
Come over to my religion Robert. All you need to know is beer and wenches (or is that wrenches? ) for all. No other words necessary.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Trademark
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 21 2006 Location: oHIo Status: Offline Points: 1009 |
Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:07 | ||||
^^FIANLLY The truth!! Mike doesn't believe in evolution.
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:09 | ||||
Wenches wenches wenches (please)
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Help me I'm falling!
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 16:09 | ||||
But biblical Christianity allows for beer and wrenches. No wenches though. Just a harpy we call a "wife." |
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