Prog Threads We Need Never Start Again

Blacksword wrote: Why dont women like prog? I mean, what is their major damage here? All they seem to want to do is dance, have fun and sleep with good looking interesting guys, who make them feel good about themselves! I just cant work them out. The other week my girlfriend dumped me after I arranged a surprise Mars Volta seminar for her, exploring the hidden meanings in all the endless horrible noise that makes up most of Frances the Mute. I guess some people just dont understand...

Polls between a few really really really obscure bands that no-one has ever heard of. For example: etrtjefb, usygrsjdh and yfhbdfk-ytruieywb??!!, all from Kurdistan.

The Pessimist wrote: Polls between a few really really really obscure bands that no-one has ever heard of. For example: etrtjefb, usygrsjdh and yfhbdfk-ytruieywb??!!, all from Kurdistan.

You're wrong, these bands are not from Kurdistan: Yfhddfk and Ytruieywb were from Iceland (even if Ytruieywb is Welsh for "improvisation").
Yfhddfk nearly made it to join the R.I.O. festivals, but their singer tragically died in a geyser incident in 1977, leading the survivors to become Ytrueywb.
Ytrueywb was the first rock band to tour in the North Pole. Alas, their boat was sinked by the Sovietic Marine: the music of this avant-garde band sounded like the motors of the US cruisers.

Etrtjefib was a short-lived Hungarian jazz-rock which turned zeuhl on their 2nd and last LP in 1977. Rumour has it the 9 musicians all left Hungary for a trip to Tibet and never returned, starving either on the K2, or on the Himalaya. Other people said they were abducted in the Caucasian mountains by aliens.

Usygurjdh is one of the few examples of Mongolian rock bands: strongly influenced by Pink Floyd, they seem to have recorded two cassettes in 1976 and 1977. Reports about half of the band turning berzerk and trying to invade China alone with swords and bows, riding horses, seem to be true. The other half of the band tried to invade Russia.

They should definitely be added to the database!

debrewguy wrote: jplanet wrote: To go one further, and to answer the original poster's proposal at the same time: Here's an idea for a rule for new and old members alike: How about stop insulting other members? This goes for their musical tastes, how they express it, what aspect of it they want to discuss, etc...There are far greater injustices in the world like hunger, bigotry, oppression, cruelty to animals and people, where frustrations can be justly placed in order to achieve something more worthwhile, rather than waste energy on scolding and belittling some prog fan eager for interaction in a community. I do know of at least two very good long-time members of PA who don't dare post here any more because of the condescending and insulting attitudes of many members. I love you J (and the new album!)

@Henry: "A little 'zest'"!!! LOL!


Edited by jplanet - December 18 2009 at 23:04

CPicard wrote: The Pessimist wrote: Polls between a few really really really obscure bands that no-one has ever heard of. For example: etrtjefb, usygrsjdh and yfhbdfk-ytruieywb??!!, all from Kurdistan. You're wrong, these bands are not from Kurdistan: Yfhddfk and Ytruieywb were from Iceland (even if Ytruieywb is Welsh for "improvisation"). Yfhddfk nearly made it to join the R.I.O. festivals, but their singer tragically died in a geyser incident in 1977, leading the survivors to become Ytrueywb. Ytrueywb was the first rock band to tour in the North Pole. Alas, their boat was sinked by the Sovietic Marine: the music of this avant-garde band sounded like the motors of the US cruisers. Etrtjefib was a short-lived Hungarian jazz-rock which turned zeuhl on their 2nd and last LP in 1977. Rumour has it the 9 musicians all left Hungary for a trip to Tibet and never returned, starving either on the K2, or on the Himalaya. Other people said they were abducted in the Caucasian mountains by aliens. Usygurjdh is one of the few examples of Mongolian rock bands: strongly influenced by Pink Floyd, they seem to have recorded two cassettes in 1976 and 1977. Reports about half of the band turning berzerk and trying to invade China alone with swords and bows, riding horses, seem to be true. The other half of the band tried to invade Russia.

Loved it

Kashmir75 wrote: Progosopher wrote: Anything involving Dream Theater or Porcupine Tree. Oh, so I can't mention two of my favourite bands here. Gee, what do I talk about then? Why don't we just ban all topics of any kind while we're at it. If you don't like a thread, you don't have to participate in it.

No offense, but I think the Progosopher should be shot. Just my opinion.

Synchestra wrote: Logan wrote: 10. "My grandma hates Tool! " I do agree, but man, how awesome would it be to have a grandma who loved Tool?

Erm...a somewhat clumsy expression but I think we know what you mean

Whenever these threads are posted on a forum its because that forum is becoming stagnant so people dont have anything particularly great to talk about so they just post whatever derranged rantings come into their head after listening to King Crimson until 3am. If you got rid of those threads there wouldnt be any threads, not even this one. this may well have already been said in this thread but I wasnt going to read 5 pages of echos to make sure, oh the irony.

The Pessimist wrote: Synchestra wrote: Logan wrote: 10. "My grandma hates Tool! " I do agree, but man, how awesome would it be to have a grandma who loved Tool? My grandma still loves them.

Your grandma is awesome