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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 08:21
Not really. They'd be too busy stealing from each other.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 08:25
Don't you think ugly horny farmworkers will rape you?
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 08:26
So what if they do? I could always rape them back.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 08:28
What if they cut of your legs to make you a wombat-football?Shocked
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In case you haven't heard, farmworkers don't play football.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 08:32
Oh.

In that case I smack Vompatti's face with my handpalm.
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 13:08
I close my eyes and hope I will fall into a coma.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 13:14
But you won't... instead of falling into a coma a midget biker craps on yer face.
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 13:17
I couldn't possibly feel any worse. Cry

So I silently eat the crap and wait for the next assault.
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A female midget biker starts to sensually kiss and lick Vompatti's neck. 

She cheers Vompatti up.Smile
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 13:54
The female midget biker sings me to sleep and steals my wallet.
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I grin.
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I smirk and get the female midget biker to draw on FiP's shirt with a permanent marker.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:31
I grin profusely when I see she has written " IHeart James LaBrie" on FiP's T
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2009 at 17:32
I burn my T-shirt and dump the ashes in some toxic waste. I buy a new shirt which is somehow midget-marker proof.
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I lick the toxic waste. WAIT WHAT I DID NOT TYPE THAT
 
 
Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:50
A big coke, please.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:51
I see Vompatti sniffing white powder at the bar.
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Points: 67440 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:55
Don't worry, it's only cocaine.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2009 at 12:59
Oh, I tought it was powder sugar! You frightened me for a second, wombat!
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